PA5COR
11-30-2012, 09:49 AM
At dinner, a little boy was ordered by his father to lead in prayer.
BOY: But I don’t know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc...
BOY: “Dear Lord,” he started
Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again! Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed yesterday.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s blackberry mobile phone.
And provide shelter, Lord, to the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work.
AMEN
:snicker:
BOY: But I don’t know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc...
BOY: “Dear Lord,” he started
Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again! Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed yesterday.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s blackberry mobile phone.
And provide shelter, Lord, to the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work.
AMEN
:snicker: