Nomination for Official Islander Headwear

[NQ6U]

http://www.fez-o-rama.com/images/thumb/Haku.png

From the product description:


It's the fez that says "I'm laid back, and easy going and if you say anything different I will crush you!"

Now available from Fez-O-Rama (http://www.fez-o-rama.com/current-fezzes-haku-fez-c-130_179)!

[KG4CGC]

I like the napkin heads headwear.

[NQ6U]

Here is (http://www.fez-o-rama.com/current-fezzes-vacuum-tube-fez-c-130_150) another possibility:

http://www.fez-o-rama.com/bmz_cache/4/4822c5756df0ed1d440d05e364d607ea.image.150x150.png


This design is inspired by the classic RCA Radiotron 807 vacuum tube

[KG4CGC]

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[NY3V]

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[W4RLR]

"That's what I am, please understand, I want to be your holy man!" Steely Dan "The Fez"

[N2NH]

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[N2CHX]

Thanks but.... This is more my style. No fez' for me.

http://www.headcovers.com/prodimages/cotton-flapper-hats.jpg

[W3WN]

Nah, no fez. Someone might think I was a Shriner and expect me to run around in those little cars.

And we all know what happens at their conventions (just ask Ray Stevens)

[K7SGJ]

When I was a kid I had a whole bunch of Fez dispensers.

[N2CHX]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmriklfzd1qbn5e3o1_400.gif

[kb2vxa]

Another with an Island motif.

[N7YA]

8051


YES!!!

[N7YA]

Nah, no fez. Someone might think I was a Shriner and expect me to run around in those little cars.

And we all know what happens at their conventions (just ask Ray Stevens)


I really liked the design on the first fez, but im sorry, when i see a fez, i can only think of Chippy on eHam when he tried to show me how much better of a musician he was than me (a dumb thing to get heady about to begin with) by posting a picture of him on stage playing guitar wearing a fez...i told him he looked like an idiot and i wouldnt hire him anyway because his personality is not conducive to a professional team atmosphere. That image of his smug face in a leopard spotted fez is seared into my brain...

[N7YA]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmriklfzd1qbn5e3o1_400.gif


Is that ensign Ricky? Wheres his federation insignia? Why isnt his shirt red? Why is he still alive?

[KB2SFH]

Can't we just wear coconut shells on our heads and call it a day?

[N7YA]

Can't we just wear coconut shells on our heads and call it a day?


Ants. We would have an issue with that.

[WØTKX]

His and Hers...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fWxNqY-L3Hw/Tt01ep4znJI/AAAAAAAABfU/VB_8NNmjhzc/s1600/GILLIGANS_ISLAND_SEASON1_DISC2-3.bmp

[KG4CGC]

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/10517.jpg

[W5GA]

Carlo, here's yours.
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[N2CHX]

Is that ensign Ricky? Wheres his federation insignia? Why isnt his shirt red? Why is he still alive?

Ummmm It's Fez (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165598/).

[WØTKX]

Duh.

Burn!

[NQ6U]

8051

http://www.fez-o-rama.com/bmz_cache/6/6524401d30fc8291a54c4dc51b37308a.image.150x150.png

[NQ6U]

Here's one for the Barkeep:

http://fez-o-rama.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mondotini2-290x290.jpg

[KG4CGC]

Here's one for the Barkeep:

http://fez-o-rama.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mondotini2-290x290.jpg
I want a brim on mine!

[WØTKX]

And a chin strap for high speed scooter runs.
That would be quite errrrr... MOD!

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/FEZ_zpsc22f3a00.jpg

[N7YA]

Ummmm It's Fez (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165598/).


Oh.


Never seen it.

[KC9ECI]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/genesisclimber7/fez.jpg

[NQ6U]

I want a brim on mine!

You can't touch your forehead to your prayer rug if there's a brim on your hat. That's why the fez was adopted.

[KJ3N]

8050

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SgRlM0sDWJI/SQtPGsOo5NI/AAAAAAAAAjs/UC9fO7nwQQY/s400/gumby.jpg

[KG4CGC]

You can't touch your forehead to your prayer rug if there's a brim on your hat. That's why the fez was adopted.

We're all gonna wear do-rags.

[NQ6U]

We're all gonna wear do-rags.

I used to wear one of those when I was driving truck, probably one of the first white guys whoever did. Used to get a lot weird looks ("Who's that cracker in the do-rag??") but I wasn't trying to make a fashion statement or anything, it was for entirely practical reasons. I have curly hair that's like steel wire and impossible to manage if it doesn't get thoroughly wet down first, something that's hard to accomplish in a truck on those shower-less days.

[W3WN]

8051You know, the only thing I can think of when I see that photo is a button that was very popular when I was in college... which I still have in my desk for some odd reason:

Campus Crusade for Cthulu
It Found Me!

[kf0rt]

Thanks but.... This is more my style. No fez' for me.

http://www.headcovers.com/prodimages/cotton-flapper-hats.jpg

She's kinda cute; didn't notice the hat. :evil:

[N7YA]

("Who's that cracker in the do-rag??")

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...sung to the tune of...

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[VK3ZL]

I want a Fez...I have very little Fuzz on top these days...Please find me a Fez..


Bob..VK3ZL..

[rot]

LMAO....
Gots to get one..or maybe two.
Fezme,NC
rot

[WØTKX]

Hey man, it's ROT! :clap:

I think a Cthulhu Fez would cover all the desires stated. ;)

[W7XF]

How about a tinfoil fez....

[W3WN]

How about a tinfoil fez....Oh, that's inside, part of the lining.

[AE1PT]

I was thinking that these would be nice. They would stand out at hamfesters, and we would be able to find each other easier.

And if three or four of us were together and negotiating a price for something--the seller would cave pretty quickly...

http://ae1pt.com/photos/imh/pope.jpg

[wa6mhz]

I can't wear a FEZZZ cuz I ain't a Shriner. I can't be a Shriner cuz the Catholic Church has an order to EXCOMMUNICATE anyone who joins the Shriners! And I gotta stay in good grace with the Church. So I joined Elks instead. They get to wear ELK hats, with antlers sticking out

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.133721156.jpg

[K7SGJ]

A bunch of horny bastids, eh?

[ka4dpo]

Why not go with a radio theme?

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[N7YA]

I was thinking that these would be nice. They would stand out at hamfesters, and we would be able to find each other easier.

And if three or four of us were together and negotiating a price for something--the seller would cave pretty quickly...

http://ae1pt.com/photos/imh/pope.jpg


I bet you are right...i know i would! :lol:

My wife said it looked like a Prosciutto meat hat. Now that she mentions that...i think i want a capistrami sandwich.

[N2NH]

I guess it's the English in me, but this strikes my fancy:

http://horiwood.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/thistle-beefeaters-hat.jpg

[K7SGJ]

I bet you are right...i know i would! :lol:

My wife said it looked like a Prosciutto meat hat. Now that she mentions that...i think i want a capistrami sandwich.

Are the swallows back already?

[NA4BH]

I guess it's the English in me, but this strikes my fancy:

http://horiwood.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/thistle-beefeaters-hat.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/health/img/mag/2012/06/q-tips-400x400.jpg

[KB2SFH]

I guess it's the English in me, but this strikes my fancy:

http://horiwood.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/thistle-beefeaters-hat.jpg

OMFG I thought he was wearing a cat having a bad fur day on his head!!!

[NA4BH]

OMFG I thought he was wearing a cat having a bad fur day on his head!!!

I think that's what Hot Pockets do to you. This is what I've heard, anyway.

[N2CHX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog

[N2NH]

A cat? :lol:

Awright then, how's about this one?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2v2z1hf.jpg

basically a fez with a bill on it.

[N7YA]

I guess it's the English in me, but this strikes my fancy:

http://horiwood.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/thistle-beefeaters-hat.jpg


I bet his nuts itch.

[kb2vxa]

But like Cheech in a straight jacket he can't scratch them.

I want you to scratch my nuts, they're itching so bad
I want you to scratch my nuts, they're itching so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad

They're so itchy
Itchy, itchy, itchy.............

[W8XLR]

How about a tinfoil fez....

Not a good idea for this population...

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/09/tin-foil-hats-actually-make-it-easier-for-the-government-to-track-your-thoughts/262998/

[W8XLR]

I vote for the E.F. Johnson look...

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[n2ize]

I vote for the E.F. Johnson look...

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Yes !!!!

[W8XLR]

Ohhhh Yaaaaa!

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[n2ize]

Ohhhh Yaaaaa!

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Wife of the E.F Johnson guy ? I guess she is satisfied with his Johnson. ;)

[W8XLR]

Wife of the E.F Johnson guy ? I guess she is satisfied with his Johnson. ;)

Hey, his gear is large and heavy...:cool2:

[WØTKX]

http://i9.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/c6/cf/d035_2.JPG

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCdKBHdPz30

[K7SGJ]

Wife of the E.F Johnson guy ? I guess she is satisfied with his Johnson. ;)

From the looks of the blood on her weapons, she may have whacked it off, in more ways than one.

[NA4BH]

From the looks of the blood on her weapons, she may have whacked it off, in more ways than one.

Whack it and stack it

[N7YA]

Ah, i see...Lorena Bobbitts halloween getup.

[K7SGJ]

I always thought Bobbitt was such an appropriate name for said action.

[N2NH]

I vote for the E.F. Johnson look...

8074

Reminds me of my first wife...

http://people-equation.com/wp-content/uploads/fat+lady+sings.jpg

[N7YA]

"If you have a structured settlement and you need cash noooooooow!" (in deep, opratic voice)

[kb2vxa]

OH GO AWAY!!!

[ka4dpo]

Reminds me of my first wife...

http://people-equation.com/wp-content/uploads/fat+lady+sings.jpg


Wow, Does she have a sister? Or even half of one?:hyper:

[N7YA]

Even her tits are armoured!

[N2NH]

No she doesn't have a sister, and yes, she had armored boobs but she always looked horny.

False advertising. :yes:

[N7YA]

:shock:


....horny?

[K7SGJ]

Even her tits are armoured!

That's not armor. There's a couple of Chinese guys in there, somewhere.

[NA4BH]

The question everyone is trying to ask, Does she put out on the first date?

[N2CHX]

The question everyone is trying to ask, Does she put out on the first date?

Depends on what it is you want her to put out. :snicker:

[NQ6U]

That's not armor. There's a couple of Chinese guys in there, somewhere.

What?? She has ch*nks in her armor???

(Sorry for the political incorrectness but that opportunity was just too good to pass up...)

[N7YA]

The question everyone is trying to ask, Does she put out on the first date?


If you agree to go on a date with her, i think its in your best interest to put out. It could get dangerous if you dont.

[suddenseer]

What?? She has ch*nks in her armor???

(Sorry for the political incorrectness but that opportunity was just too good to pass up...)What time does man from China go to dentist?



http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/trubach/trubach0912/trubach091200339/6142358-wall-clock-shows-time-2-30-on-white-isolated-background.jpg

[KG4CGC]

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[kb2vxa]

Arlo Guthrie was right all along.