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Happy Birthday! :cheers:
(Here's hoping you get laid!)
KG4CGC
10-20-2012, 07:43 PM
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K7SGJ
10-20-2012, 07:46 PM
Happy Birthday Carlo. May the Nuns take you around the world, all night long. You can repent tomorrow.
This one takes it in the rectory..... She made a bead squeezer out of me.
N8GAV
10-20-2012, 08:10 PM
Well Happy Birthday Carlo I ! Watch eatting too much cake...........
kf0rt
10-20-2012, 08:11 PM
OMG! Happy b'day, Carlo. Can *I* buy *you* a drink, fer once?
N2CHX
10-20-2012, 08:57 PM
Happy Birthday OM!
KG4CGC
10-20-2012, 10:21 PM
Take rainwater kept for several years, and mix a sextarius
of this water with a pound of honey. The whole is exposed
to the sun for 40 days, and then left on a shelf near the fire.
If you have no rain water, then boil spring water.
NA4BH
10-20-2012, 10:45 PM
If you have no rain water, then boil spring water.
If you have no spring water, boil sand.
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, your Eminence!
ka4dpo
10-20-2012, 10:53 PM
Happy Birthday OM.
VE7DCW
10-20-2012, 10:55 PM
Happy Birthday to you your eminence ...... may your reign of Pope Carlo I run eternal ....... (Happy Birthday anyways!!) :spin:
PA5COR
10-21-2012, 02:01 AM
Happy birthday!!
Happy Birthday you pope you.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4y-dRDjkZXw/TWSLphgmOGI/AAAAAAAAE-c/9LFpsYp4gtE/s1600/Guido+Sarducci.jpg
... a little reminder of the good old days.
http://youtu.be/jbcyiFt5VEs
Happy Birthday! :cheers:
(Here's hoping you get laid!)
Thanks! And, yeah, here's hoping!
KB3LAZ
10-21-2012, 09:00 AM
Happy birthday.
Happy Birthday Carlo. May the Nuns take you around the world, all night long. You can repent tomorrow.
This one takes it in the rectory..... She made a bead squeezer out of me.
That's Sister Marie Claire! She sometimes...fills in for Sister Mary Margaret, who taught her everything she knows. The good Sister has learned a few things on her own as well. You couldn't even fathom what she's able do with a quart of holy water, my bishop's crook and a string of rosary beads—oh, BABY!
—Pope Carlo l
OMG! Happy b'day, Carlo. Can *I* buy *you* a drink, fer once?
Sure—barkeep, mix me up one of your famous Mojitos and never mind that it's only 07:05 local time. It's my birthday.
KG4CGC
10-21-2012, 11:28 AM
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WØTKX
10-21-2012, 11:56 AM
Happy Birthday Your Impotency!
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Ahhhhhhhhhh...! Thank you, Charles. That really hit the spot.
Happy Birthday Your Impotency!
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Funny, but Sister Mary Margaret is pouting—she says she is the Pope's tart.
7705
Happy Birthday Papa!
Who'se your lucky number tonight? :evil:
KG4CGC
10-21-2012, 01:37 PM
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KG4CGC
10-21-2012, 01:42 PM
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I received the following from the XYL's favorite cousin:
A little birdie just told me that you're having a birthday, so I thought it would be nice to wish you A Happy.
Of course, my over-riding, lifelong philosophy can be encompassed in the phrase, Every Birthday Boy For Himself. I am not in the habit of wishing anyone "Happy Birthday," since every individual should take responsibility for their own happy day, birthdays notwithstanding. No one asked you (or even me, for that matter) to be born. But as it turns out, I just had a few cocktails with one of my most devoted disciples, Paul Ryan, and I am in an uncharacteristic mood of sloppy sentimentality. At times like this, an inexplicable wave of nausea overcomes me and I feel, well, practically human. I really don't like it one bit. No sir, I do not.
Nevertheless, I wish you a fine, upstanding birthday, filled with all of the gifts, surprises and expressions of love and friendship you are able to provide for yourself.
Best wishes,
Ayn Rand
My reply:
I would never accept having a birthday party thrown for me, that would make me a "taker." I would throw the party for myself and charge people to attend.
—John Gault (whoever he is)
suddenseer
10-21-2012, 03:55 PM
hCarlo, happy late birthday. I will not be kissing your ring, or your.....never mind. Happy Birthday you ole expelled lower gastric tract gas envelope.
KG4CGC
10-21-2012, 04:09 PM
Have you had one of these? The Brazilians swear by them for erectile dysfunction.
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Have you had one of these? The Brazilians swear by them for erectile dysfunction.
Are you talking about the drink or the muddler?
W8XLR
10-21-2012, 05:06 PM
Sorry I'm late for the party... HBD, OM!....
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KG4CGC
10-21-2012, 05:11 PM
Are you talking about the drink or the muddler?
The muddlers come in sizes up to (XXX)Lx(XXX)Dia. What do you need?
w2amr
10-21-2012, 05:20 PM
Happy birthday Carl.
The muddlers come in sizes up to (XXX)Lx(XXX)Dia. What do you need?
Logically, I think the proper person to ask about that would be my partner.
KG4CGC
10-21-2012, 05:36 PM
Logically, I think the proper person to ask about that would be my partner.
Your doctor?
Your doctor?
She don't need no stinkin' muddler, she's got three feet of hose about twice the diameter of some RG-8.
KG4CGC
10-21-2012, 09:29 PM
She don't need no stinkin' muddler, she's got three feet of hose about twice the diameter of some RG-8.
OK!OK! Just grab a medium and put on the Island Codpiece.
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7722Here's a nun for you!!!! HB Pope Carlo
K7SGJ
10-22-2012, 06:14 AM
7722Here's a nun for you!!!! HB Pope Carlo
I thought I was the only one that got nun from Gretchen. Wonder what it's like deep in the midwest?
Wonder what it's like deep in the midwest?
Hot and humid. And given Gretchen's proclivities, probably crowded.
K7SGJ
10-22-2012, 08:25 AM
Hot and humid. And given Gretchen's proclivities, probably crowded.
I had no idea she suffered from proclivities. Can she get a shot or something, or is it terminal?
I had no idea she suffered from proclivities. Can she get a shot or something, or is it terminal?
No, she just needs to go to the dentist more often.
KC2UGV
10-22-2012, 08:31 AM
Happy belated natal anniversary greetings!
K7SGJ
10-22-2012, 09:09 AM
No, she just needs to go to the dentist more often.
Oh, you mean for hair removal?
Oh, you mean for hair removal?
No, to have her proclivities tended to. A good cleaning and maybe a fluoride treatment can do wonders.
K7SGJ
10-22-2012, 03:42 PM
No, to have her proclivities tended to. A good cleaning and maybe a fluoride treatment can do wonders.
Oh yeah, I saw a commercial about proclivititus, but I thought that was one of those gyno type thingies.
Just goes to show you're never too old to learn something, even from a high ranking Catholic.
KG4CGC
10-22-2012, 03:47 PM
Oh yeah, I saw a commercial about proclivititus, but I thought that was one of those gyno type thingies.
Just goes to show you're never too old to learn something, even from a high ranking Catholic.
You're thinking about the preclivititus vetting.
K7SGJ
10-22-2012, 03:51 PM
You're thinking about the preclivititus vetting.
I always get those two confused.
But it did remind me of the time my wife got home and claimed she left her panties at the Doctor's office. I made her change dentists.
KG4CGC
10-22-2012, 04:19 PM
I always get those two confused.
But it did remind me of the time my wife got home and claimed she left her panties at the Doctor's office. I made her change dentists.
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