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N2NH
09-27-2012, 07:31 PM
Yes, that's right, Fun Things to do with Sperm. I know this sounds strange, but the story is based on science and pretty interesting.

Next time a woman tells you "You're good for nothing." you can trot out this useful story.


Sperm are single-purposed: They're optimized to get to an egg and inseminate it. But that doesn't mean there isn't more to this cell than meets the ovum. Sperm, along with its travelling companion, semen, are surprisingly versatile and adaptable substances. Here are eight unconventional things you can do with human sperm...

According to the article, they have even found a way to store 1,024 TeraBytes of data on 1 mm³ of the stuff (that's less than 0.000122 in³).

Eight things you didn’t know you could do with human sperm (http://io9.com/5938114/eight-things-you-didnt-know-you-could-do-with-human-sperm)

NA4BH
09-27-2012, 07:34 PM
I will never eat Creme Brulee again.

ETA:

And what does FLAN translate into English?

From Left hANd?

VE7DCW
09-27-2012, 07:57 PM
I will never eat Creme Brulee again.

ETA:

And what does FLAN translate into English?

From Left hANd?

Oh ..... ? left handed huh Bob ?? :spin:

K7SGJ
09-27-2012, 08:04 PM
Damn. Who knew it was good for anything other than texturizing the walls and ceilings?

NA4BH
09-27-2012, 08:09 PM
Ceiling?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAEJlZMvOzU

K7SGJ
09-27-2012, 08:11 PM
I think that's the skin care application for wrinkles and such they were talking about. I don't see how it could work for wrinkles, just look where it comes from.

NA4BH
09-27-2012, 08:13 PM
It's like sheetrock mud, it fills in the crevasses.

VE7DCW
09-27-2012, 08:18 PM
It's like sheetrock mud, it fills in the crevasses.

Who would've thought...... the 101 uses for the stuff !!

It's like duct tape ....the handyman's helper:agree:

WØTKX
09-27-2012, 08:33 PM
Hair gel?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q-nO2djlYkM/UCxj7fDAfpI/AAAAAAAAKAQ/YZnqF9G7Q_w/s1600/theres-something-about-mary-cameron-diaz-hair-gel.jpg

NY3V
09-27-2012, 09:52 PM
Use it for thickening 'Pink Slime'.

N8YX
09-28-2012, 05:35 AM
Money (shots) for nothin'.

NA4BH
09-28-2012, 08:48 AM
Money (shots) for nothin'.

And it sticks (for free)

KG4CGC
09-28-2012, 01:02 PM
SP'P'P'P'P'P SPURM

kb2vxa
09-28-2012, 11:03 PM
Once upon a time I made funnies out of notices on the bulletin board by blacking out letters. Here I find the delete key more convenient.

It's like sheetrock mud, it fills in the crevasses.

It's like sheet, it fills in the asses.

On a serious note, it makes great wallpaper paste but it may take some time to do the whole house.