Our Bartender has been holding out on us.

[NY3V]

Was he bribed by the Tea Party?

Enquiring minds want to know. :-D

http://www.rd.com/slideshows/13-things-your-bartender-wont-tell-you-slideshow/?trkid=outbrain-all (http://www.rd.com/slideshows/13-things-your-bartender-wont-tell-you-slideshow/?trkid=outbrain-all)

[AE1PT]

I think that he has some Woody Haze in that cigar box under the register that he has been holding back too...:cool2:

[N7YA]

Long Island Iced Tea....maybe.

[KG4CGC]

Never piss off your bartender. Now then, who's ready for a $12 cocktail? Remember, proper tip on a $12 cocktail is $1.80.

[K7SGJ]

TIP? Yeah, I'll give you a tip. Keep the caps on tight so the alcohol doesn't evaporate.

[KG4CGC]

TIP? Yeah, I'll give you a tip. Keep the caps on tight so the alcohol doesn't evaporate.

How's your drink taste? Does it taste ... familiar?

[K7SGJ]

Funny you should ask, it has a strange head on it, a very peculiar color, and the bouquet is a little on the hostile side. What was it you called it? A Pissmo Beach or was it a Slippery Urethra? And serving it in that cute little glass shaped like a urinal with the white hockey puck on the bottom was pure genius.

[KG4CGC]

Funny you should ask, it has a strange head on it, a very peculiar color, and the bouquet is a little on the hostile side. What was it you called it? A Pissmo Beach or was it a Slippery Urethra? And serving it in that cute little glass shaped like a urinal with the white hockey puck on the bottom was pure genius.

LOL! Yeah, I thought it might have a little, wang to it.

[KB3LAZ]

Never piss off your bartender. Now then, who's ready for a $12 cocktail? Remember, proper tip on a $12 cocktail is $1.80.

Better yet, if you order a 12$ cocktail, frequent a different bar.

[KG4CGC]

Better yet, if you order a 12$ cocktail, frequent a different bar.

The article says "$12 cocktails."

[KG4CGC]

No worries folks. I would never adulterate your drinks.

[KB3LAZ]

The article says "$12 cocktails."

I know, I read them. :P Im just saying..not me. xD Though, speaking of tips, I have never tipped on a scale. I tip per service and my overall experience. Three mornings a week I would stop for a coffee at a local shop before I went off to class. I would leave $5 on a 50 cent cup of coffee. It was good coffee, good service, and they always gave me a refill for the road. I was lucky enough to find a nice place like that here as well.

[KG4CGC]

I know, I read them. :P Im just saying..not me. xD Though, speaking of tips, I have never tipped on a scale. I tip per service and my overall experience. Three mornings a week I would stop for a coffee at a local shop before I went off to class. I would leave $5 on a 50 cent cup of coffee. It was good coffee, good service, and they always gave me a refill for the road. I was lucky enough to find a nice place like that here as well.

Oh! Was Paul Ryan your barista?

[NY3V]

No worries folks. I would never adulterate your drinks.

What about our daughters?

[K7SGJ]

The article says "$12 cocktails."


That's about right, for the cocktail lounge at the airport. I don't know why, but drinks at an airport are higher than giraffe nuts.

[KB3LAZ]

Oh! Was Paul Ryan your barista?

Nope. It was not always the same person. Three middle aged women that were sisters owned and ran the place. Good people and a good place. It was one of those places that you could feel at home, away from home. Its better than buying a $4 cup of coffee from starfucks that taste like burnt ass hair. :P

[KB3LAZ]

That's about right, for the cocktail lounge at the airport. I don't know why, but drinks at an airport are higher than giraffe nuts.

Hell, a bottle of water is half that in some airports. Id rather not buy anything at an airport. And I hope never to be stuck in one for 14 hours again either.

[kb2vxa]

I see none of you have been to one of our boardwalk Snookie bars. Speaking of airports, have you noticed the sign on the door of the Sky Lounge says "pilots only"? Uh oh...

[NA4BH]

And that's why you join the Sky Club, booze is free.

[N7YA]

TIP? Yeah, I'll give you a tip. Keep the caps on tight so the alcohol doesn't evaporate.

And dont forget to wrap the tops of the pour spouts to keep the fruit flies out.