BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

[NY3V]

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!
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FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
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FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

[N2NH]

Good ones. You can tell who invented this language.

[HUGH]

Yes, the difference can be a show-stopper on some social occasions involving British and Americans. Very awkward.

[WØTKX]

Junk in your boot doesn't work the same, eh wot?

[kb2vxa]

When ye go oot n' aboot na' put it on yer foot.

[W4RLR]

Junk in your boot doesn't work the same, eh wot?Nor does "can I have a suck off your fag", or "knock me up in the morning".

[HUGH]

Then there's "Kick your ass". Why would anyone want to kick a donkey?

[N2NH]

... "knock me up in the morning".

Why wait until morning?

7465

[KC9ECI]

Speaking of the Brits, the wife booked a flight back home for her and the youngest. M0KCE will not be QRV this trip though.

[W2NAP]

and we have the best of craigslist

[KG4CGC]

and we have the best of craigslist

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ash/3194086955.html