For the Ham who has everything...

[XE1/N5AL]

...except good operating skills: Wouff-Hong on Ebay (http://www.ebay.com/itm/261089094211)

I wonder if these are things rare, or if they are only worth their weight in scrap iron?

[kb2vxa]

Now what would I do with a cast iron double dildo? OH DON'T ANSWER THAT!

[WØTKX]

Umm, it has been used? Yikes!

[kb2vxa]

Only a little rust, it's to be expected when kept in a moist environment.

[K7SGJ]

It does look like it's been around Uranus.