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w2amr
08-31-2012, 03:22 AM
http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/26/todd-akin-claims-breastmilk-cures-homosexuality/
:mrgreen:

N2NH
08-31-2012, 03:59 AM
Too bad there's no cure for Teh Stoopit, eh Akins?

KJ3N
08-31-2012, 05:29 AM
http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/26/todd-akin-claims-breastmilk-cures-homosexuality/
:mrgreen:

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KJ3N
08-31-2012, 06:21 AM
"Error establishing a database connection"

Working now...

N2CHX
08-31-2012, 06:36 AM
>Unable to connect. Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at dailycurrant.com.<

But I did find this, which is just as amusing http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/28/todd-akin-hoax-daily-currant-breast-milk-homosexuality_n_1837497.html

PA5COR
08-31-2012, 06:49 AM
I would like to see the flight of stairs Akin fell off.....:wtf:

KJ3N
08-31-2012, 07:06 AM
I would like to see the flight of stairs Akin fell off.....:wtf:

Actually, he fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.

N2CHX
08-31-2012, 07:36 AM
I agree that Akin is a twatbag and a moron, but you do realize this story is satire, right? See link in my previous post.

KB3LAZ
08-31-2012, 07:38 AM
Gummy worms cure sex addiction! I could write for an infotainment show, or have my own AM station. That so makes me less than special...LOL

KJ3N
08-31-2012, 07:47 AM
I agree that Akin is a twatbag and a moron, but you do realize this story is satire, right? See link in my previous post.

I kind of had that suspicion from the URL. He still hit every branch of that tree.... and landed on his head, however.

N2CHX
08-31-2012, 08:05 AM
I kind of had that suspicion from the URL. He still hit every branch of that tree.... and landed on his head, however.

LOL No disagreement there!

N7YA
09-09-2012, 01:35 PM
I agree that Akin is a twatbag and a moron, but you do realize this story is satire, right? See link in my previous post.


Thats actually kind of disappointing. :(

WØTKX
09-09-2012, 02:09 PM
Blessed Breast Milk Cheese, coming soon to a Televangelist on your dial.

Subscription of 8 Oz. at $29.95 a month, delivered to your door.

I see a new source of revenue for fundamentalist churches. :evil:

N2NH
09-09-2012, 02:12 PM
Thats actually kind of disappointing. :(

They just beat him to the punch. Obviously someone was reading his mind. This is exactly the kind of thing he'd say which is why it seems so plausible.

http://www.who2.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog-full/blog/inline/5/mccoykirkspock.jpg

N2CHX
09-09-2012, 03:57 PM
New! MILF Cheese, coming soon to your favorite grocery store.

KG4CGC
09-09-2012, 08:16 PM
New! MILF Cheese, coming soon to your favorite grocery store.

http://www.miriamsimun.com/the-lady-cheese-shop/

N7YA
09-10-2012, 03:42 AM
They just beat him to the punch. Obviously someone was reading his mind. This is exactly the kind of thing he'd say which is why it seems so plausible.

http://www.who2.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog-full/blog/inline/5/mccoykirkspock.jpg


"Jim, you know Nimoy always outdoes us on bringing food to these parties. Theres no way i can eat that much Challah bread!"

NY3V
09-10-2012, 12:51 PM
"Have you guys heard that some lady's husband is making cheese out of her breast milk (http://gothamist.com/tags/breastmilk)? This story will not end until everyone stamps their opinion on the forbidden fromage—the latest to cough up 2 cents: the Post's Andrea Peyser (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/intolerant_lacto_nuts_FfIYeztglYmuvPJ0BObcqJ).She doesn't try the cheese, however—instead she says the controversial product has not only violated health codes, but it's also become "a litmus test on the way people feel about the value of nursing." She sprinkles around plenty of quotes from vegan mom bloggers, anti-bottle-feeders, others she dubs as "loony," and then ever-so nonchalantly injects this piece (http://www.thathomesite.com/forums/load/cooking/msg030703477329.html?19) of disturbing history: "Not very long ago, John Jacob Astor and John D. Rockefeller hired wet nurses for their own use in their old age to provide breast milk for them." (LA LA LA, we can't hear you!)

7220

To help get that image out of your head, think about this: Peyser says Lori Mason, Chef Daniel Angerer (http://gothamist.com/tags/danielangerer)'s wife, is already pondering how else to utilize her breast milk in the kitchen, and right now Angerer may just be working on breast milk gelato. Just in time for summer! (A few years ago Ben & Jerry's declined to make Mother's Milk Ice Cream after PETA asked them to (http://blog.peta.org/archives/2008/09/breast_is_best.php).) So, would you?"

http://gothamist.com/2010/03/11/breast_milk_cheese_again.php

N2NH
09-11-2012, 03:20 PM
Now Breastmilk Cheesecake is something I'd buy.

W7XF
09-12-2012, 12:01 AM
Maybe Todd Akin needs to really look into HIS sexual orientation. Can we say CLOSET CASE, kiddies???

N7YA
09-12-2012, 04:13 AM
Maybe Todd Akin needs to really look into HIS sexual orientation. Can we say CLOSET CASE, kiddies???


Oh, for sure!

As i suspect for many of these "hard to the right" guys.

NQ6U
09-12-2012, 08:51 AM
Maybe Todd Akin needs to really look into HIS sexual orientation. Can we say CLOSET CASE, kiddies???

Look for him in the men's room at an airport near you.

KG4CGC
09-12-2012, 09:41 AM
Look for him in the men's room at an airport near you.

They still let the locals hang out at the airport bars and restrooms?

N7YA
09-12-2012, 05:55 PM
Yeah....guys like Akin shows us how far you can go in school when you apply yourself. :roll:

KG4CGC
09-12-2012, 06:03 PM
Yeah....guys like Akin shows us how far you can go in school when you apply yourself. :roll:

When did he reach his zenith?

KG4NEL
09-12-2012, 07:28 PM
Look for him in the men's room at an airport near you.

If Larry Craig doesn't get there first.

n2ize
09-14-2012, 01:08 AM
Akins is Tinkerbell ?

NM5TF
09-19-2012, 01:25 PM
Akins is Tinkerbell ?

do you really have to ask????

Kathy Griffin refers to him as Clay Gaykins!!!!:lol:

NM5TF
09-19-2012, 01:31 PM
do you really have to ask????

Kathy Griffin refers to him as Clay Gaykins!!!!:lol:

OOOOPSSS....wrong guy....but he could be gay also.....

N7YA
09-19-2012, 05:22 PM
No, i think you have it right. :lol: