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X-Rated
08-26-2012, 11:21 AM
Your lady feeling depressed? (http://www.salon.com/2012/08/26/every_mans_favorite_sex_study/?source=newsletter)


Interesting, indeed: Gallup — who started our phone conversation with, “So you want to talk about semen?” — found that women who were practicing unprotected heterosexual sex reported significantly fewer depressive symptoms than women who had protected sex or no sex at all. He and his co-authors concluded that semen might act as an antidepressant.


Amusingly, Gallup says he receives “semen testimonials” from women who come across word of his research online and feel compelled to write him with their own tales of seminal joy.

K7SGJ
08-26-2012, 08:19 PM
Your lady feeling depressed? (http://www.salon.com/2012/08/26/every_mans_favorite_sex_study/?source=newsletter)


Amusingly, Gallup says he receives “semen testimonials” from women who come across word of his research online and feel compelled to write him with their own tales of seminal joy.



I think that was supposed to be "SEVEN testimonials".

N2NH
08-26-2012, 09:07 PM
So, men are good for something after all. Interesting that. Especially after reading this tripe in the NY Times Op-Ed page...



With expanding reproductive choices, we can expect to see more women choose to reproduce without men entirely. Fortunately, the data for children raised by only females is encouraging. As the Princeton sociologist Sara S. McLanahan has shown, poverty is what hurts children, not the number or gender of parents.
That’s good, since women are both necessary and sufficient for reproduction, and men are neither. From the production of the first cell (egg) to the development of the fetus and the birth and breast-feeding of the child, fathers can be absent. They can be at work, at home, in prison or at war, living or dead.

Riiight. So, if you're not needed, please be my guest and jump in front of a train.

Sounds like more of the "we don't need men" hysteria I've been seeing lately now that there are 7 women to one man (including gay guys and married men).

Interestingly this is now being called "satire". No it's not. It's like saying this is just a joke. It is neither. It makes me wonder what the "male" author was smoking.

Guys, women don't need us anymore. (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/25/opinion/men-who-needs-them.html?hpw)

NY3V
08-26-2012, 10:11 PM
Your lady feeling depressed? (http://www.salon.com/2012/08/26/every_mans_favorite_sex_study/?source=newsletter)

7026

Giant anti-depressant

(Com-mand Respect)

kb2vxa
08-29-2012, 03:28 AM
"Guys, women don't need us anymore."

Long before there was Amazon dot com there were Amazons. Penthesilea participated in the Trojan War and men have been wearing raincoats in the shower ever since. Down through the ages Trojans have survived, some having learned to dance developing good vibrations and now it's happened, finally after untold thousands of years men have become obsolete.

N2NH
08-29-2012, 11:16 AM
"Guys, women don't need us anymore."

Long before there was Amazon dot com there were Amazons. Penthesilea participated in the Trojan War and men have been wearing raincoats in the shower ever since. Down through the ages Trojans have survived, some having learned to dance developing good vibrations and now it's happened, finally after untold thousands of years men have become obsolete.

I don't vibrate like that. Besides, all that does is numb the woman using it until nothing will satisfy them.

K7SGJ
08-29-2012, 11:38 AM
I don't vibrate like that. Besides, all that does is numb the woman using it until nothing will satisfy them.


Well, there is this as a last resort. Come to think of it, I think I spend a week, one day, at the last resort.


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N2NH
08-29-2012, 03:26 PM
Well, there is this as a last resort. Come to think of it, I think I spend a week, one day, at the last resort.


7062

http://www.casinoplacard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jack-Hammer-Free-Spins1.png

He's got a gun and he's not afraid to use it.:lol:

KJ3N
08-29-2012, 03:46 PM
http://www.casinoplacard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jack-Hammer-Free-Spins1.png

He's got a gun and he's not afraid to use it.:lol:

Neither is this guy.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bf/Sledgehammer-dvd.jpg/200px-Sledgehammer-dvd.jpg

:lol:

N2NH
08-30-2012, 07:18 AM
Neither is this guy.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bf/Sledgehammer-dvd.jpg/200px-Sledgehammer-dvd.jpg

:lol:

:lol:

Reminds me of this one>>>

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NY3V
08-30-2012, 10:28 AM
7074

The Sybian

N2NH
08-30-2012, 03:43 PM
7074

The Sybian

:omg::rofl::cool2:

suddenseer
08-30-2012, 06:05 PM
I could say a few things, but won't, for now.

NA4BH
08-30-2012, 06:15 PM
Ambien will get the words flowing. :rofl:

N7YA
09-09-2012, 01:22 PM
My wife and i have a system. Middle of the night, i tell her to pull on it once if she is interested in sex...500 to 600 times if shes not.

NQ6U
09-09-2012, 03:15 PM
My wife and i have a system. Middle of the night, i tell her to pull on it once if she is interested in sex

I am a ham radio operator, hence I know naught of this "sex" thing of which you speak.

N7YA
09-09-2012, 04:27 PM
Far as i can tell, ive seen these pictures online...and im told that is sex.

X-Rated
09-09-2012, 05:02 PM
Far as i can tell, ive seen these pictures online...and im told that is sex.

I saw that too, but, ewwww. Those slugs are gross.

N7YA
09-09-2012, 06:45 PM
Those were slugs? I feel better about myself now.

X-Rated
09-09-2012, 07:35 PM
Those were slugs? I feel better about myself now.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5_zqJvNhQw

W4RLR
09-10-2012, 01:42 AM
Needs more knobs.

X-Rated
09-10-2012, 07:51 AM
Needs more knobs.

Whatever your preference.

N7YA
09-10-2012, 02:09 PM
Yeah. Who are we to judge? :yes:

N2NH
09-20-2012, 05:17 AM
My wife and i have a system. Middle of the night, i tell her to pull on it once if she is interested in sex...500 to 600 times if shes not.

:rofl:

Is this thread officially knoberiffic or is that just me?