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N2NH
08-18-2012, 04:25 PM
An 82 year-old nun was one of three people who spent two hours moving about the insides of an extremely sensitive federal nuclear facility. Apparently they had free run of the place while they were there...


) — Officials like to refer to the Y-12 National Security Complex as the Fort Knox for highly enriched uranium, which is why an unprecedented incursion by an 82-year-old nun and two fellow protesters has critics mocking the notion that the weapons plant is secure.Operations resumed last week after being shut down over the embarrassing incident 18 days earlier. The Department of Energy has called on the contractor that runs the sensitive facility just west of Knoxville to explain why it shouldn't be replaced.

Y-12 makes uranium parts for every warhead in the U.S. nuclear arsenal, dismantles old weapons and is the nation's primary storehouse for bomb-grade uranium.



That's right, an 82 year-old nun managed to break into a secure complex. We're doomed.

Intrusion embarrasses 'Fort Knox of uranium' (http://www.businessweek.com/ap/2012-08-18/intrusion-embarrasses-fort-knox-of-uranium)
Yet another incidence where we just know all those who say "Nukes are safe" are completely right.

PA5COR
08-18-2012, 04:36 PM
Ooops moment...

K7SGJ
08-18-2012, 06:20 PM
God got her in.

NQ6U
08-18-2012, 07:25 PM
God got her in.

Nope, it was me. I got keys to everything.

—Pope Carlo I

NA4BH
08-18-2012, 07:35 PM
Dominic Nabisco, Rectum steer it tu tu ohh.

NQ6U
08-18-2012, 07:37 PM
Dominic Nabisco, Rectum steer it tu tu ohh.

Assholes to assholes, rust to rust.

NA4BH
08-18-2012, 07:39 PM
Assholes to assholes, rust to rust.

If the salt air don't get us
The bartender must

N2NH
08-18-2012, 09:14 PM
If the salt air don't get us
The bartender must

Charles??

kf0rt
08-18-2012, 09:17 PM
Charles??

Charles may be a salty dude, but he's never mixed a bad drink.

</hic>

NA4BH
08-18-2012, 09:21 PM
Fajita...........


Nuff said

kf0rt
08-18-2012, 09:22 PM
Well, there ya go! ;)

KG4CGC
08-18-2012, 09:26 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/aedd00c0.jpg

kf0rt
08-18-2012, 09:33 PM
Guess it's gonna be a long night then, eh? :rofl:

NA4BH
08-18-2012, 09:34 PM
Told ya so................

kf0rt
08-18-2012, 09:37 PM
I'm still running that "Rectum steer it tu tu ohh" bit through my secret decoder ring. May be awhile.

NA4BH
08-18-2012, 09:40 PM
It's a Catholic thing, you wouldn't understand. :rofl: :rofl:

kf0rt
08-18-2012, 10:33 PM
It's a Catholic thing, you wouldn't understand. :rofl: :rofl:


Well, that explains it, then. Decoder ring is missing a $2.95 plug-in.

(Goin' to hell for that, I know, I know.)

NQ6U
08-18-2012, 10:44 PM
It's a Catholic thing, you wouldn't understand. :rofl: :rofl:

Hell, I'm the Head Catholic and I still don't understand it. Sister Mary Margaret claims she does but I think she just says that because she knows that it gets me all hot when she speaks Latin.

—Pope Carlo I

NA4BH
08-18-2012, 11:01 PM
Crap, send me the $2.95. "The Spirit be with you, and also with you".

Geeze, I charged the Loch Ness monster $3.50 for that advice. He said, "I ain't got no three fiddy".

N2NH
08-19-2012, 05:39 AM
Desmond sez he wants his tutu back.

kb2vxa
08-19-2012, 11:26 PM
No reason to be alarmed, it's only a cat.