Helmsman, come hard to port......... No damnit, your other port......Damn

[K7SGJ]

OOPS


http://www.mycenturylink.com/news/read.php?rip_id=%3CDA0JPBL84%40news.ap.org%3E&ps=915

[PA5COR]

A major cluster F.U.

[kb2vxa]

Somebody's bound to get in BIG trouble for sleeping at the helm. Visual or radar an oil tanker is too big to ignore.

[NQ6U]

Yeah, the career of the destroyer's CO is down the tubes for sure.

[ab1ga]

But the tanker is truly hard-core; put some weaponry on that puppy and hoist the black flag!

[n2ize]

O Captain, My Captain

http://www.bartleby.com/142/193.html

[W3WN]

But the tanker is truly hard-core; put some weaponry on that puppy and hoist the black flag!
I've come to like this one:
6802
Raise the Jolly Rodger!

[W5GA]

Let's see....a 300,000 ton tanker vs. an 8,600 ton destroyer. This outcome will not be good. Regardless of who breached the rules of the road, that destroyer C.O. is toast. I wonder if the tanker even got its paint scratched?

[ab1ga]

Oil tanker = self-propelled steel-berg.

[NQ6U]

Regardless of who breached the rules of the road, that destroyer C.O. is toast.

Yep. Living in a Navy town as I do, I'm pretty familiar how this sort of thing goes down. The CO's career is dead in the water and he will be "advised" to take a retirement.

[kb2vxa]

"But the tanker is truly hard-core; put some weaponry on that puppy and hoist the black flag!"

R-R-R-R-ARRR! We already did in '95 with the Exxon Valdez! ARRR!