Words (puns really)

[KG4CGC]

Log Periodic: I just took a monster log periodic.

Now your turn.

[NA4BH]

I fluxed up that solder joint.

[N7YA]

You guys are beaming with pride, arent you, bunch of DX.

[N8YX]

The old 28.405 crew once had a discussion involving tubes: Power pentode, triode, Fallopian. Pun that as you would. :whistle:

[kf0rt]

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/funny-puns-good-dog1.jpg

[KB3LAZ]

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/funny-puns-good-dog1.jpg

:rofl:

[N7YA]

Thats awesome! :lol:

[NY3V]

"
Two antennae meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

http://www.cybersalt.org/clean-puns/antenna-pun

[KG4CGC]

Puns don't really come easily to me and you guys are so good at it.

[K7SGJ]

Puns don't really come easily to me and you guys are so good at it.

Maybe, but no one serves up a cocktail like you do. Good God man, where are your priorities.

[kf0rt]

Puns don't really come easily to me and you guys are so good at it.

I was trained to suppress that ability. Got some real maestros here, tho. :lol:

[NA4BH]

Don't PUNish yourself like this.

[K7SGJ]

I was trained to suppress that ability. Got some real maestros here, tho. :lol:

And we call her WANDa.

[NA4BH]

And we call her WANDa.

I hear she got beat.

[kf0rt]

And we call her WANDa.

Didn't she have a sister named Viola?

[K7SGJ]

I hear she got beat.

No, she is Catholic. She has rhythm.

[K7SGJ]

Didn't she have a sister named Viola?

Why yes, yes she did. But she was always stringing someone along. But no one would bow down to her, and most of the guys just wanted to fiddle around.

[KG4CGC]

Damn fiddle fuckers.

[NA4BH]

Viola is now dating some little fella from the city. They call him a Metro Gnome.

[kf0rt]

Viola is now dating some little from the city. They call him a Metro Gnome.

He always makes the show on time, I'm told.

[N8YX]

He always makes the show on time, I'm told.
Drives a Tempo, does he?

[NA4BH]

He has to Ford a new path.

[K7SGJ]

He has to Ford a new path.

But he did Dodge the bullet when he was in Reo.

[kf0rt]

But he did Dodge the bullet when he was in Reo.

Good thing his Speedwagon was so fast, eh?

[K7SGJ]

Good thing his Speedwagon was so fast, eh?

Yes, he could haul a lot of meth in the thing. Actually, was out of his Element, and most of the drug dealers wanted to beat him to death and trow his lifeless body Outback.

[NA4BH]

Would that be a Challenger for the crime of the year award?

[NA4BH]

With a crime of that nature they would need a Judge from Pontiac MI to hear the case.

[K7SGJ]

He wanted to forget the Judge, and leave the country, but no Passport. So now he's thinking about joining a Caravan, and Pickup and go to Durango. He is also concerned about Liberty for his group, and may have to Ram this concept down a few throats. I know his girl friend is having a Fiat over riding in a Jeep, but I'm sure he'll be able to Wrangler into riding shotgun. As long as I've known him, he has always felt like he is sn Explorer, and wants to take an Expedition, and just Escape. You might call him a trail Blazer. I'm tired and have to get up at 3am tomorrow, so as much as I'd like to do more, it's like they say in Mexico, "Miata, Miata, Miata..

[NA4BH]

In a clutch a shiftless bastard could make a transmission like that. But to get there quick, he would have to tele-port and polish his intake of the surroundings before jumping off on an adventure like this. Disney not know the truth or consequences?

[NY3V]

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[W3WN]

Gentlefolks, gentlefolks, you are forgetting something here... nothing has gone amiss yet, therefore, the word games have no merit, no basis, no reason for being.

After all, you know what they say:

Let the punishment fit the crime.

[WØTKX]

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-puns-what-he-referred-to-black-sabbath-as-is-definitely-not-p-c-nowadays.jpg


http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/752be369-eec2-4116-ada4-9e101334eafa.jpg

[KG4CGC]

Gentlefolks, gentlefolks, you are forgetting something here... nothing has gone amiss yet, therefore, the word games have no merit, no basis, no reason for being.

After all, you know what they say:

Let the punishment fit the crime.
It's for my edification. Trying to kick that part of my brain (pun region) into starting up. It's not cooperating as of late and I simply draw a blank when the puns roll.
I guess the question is: Ask not for whom the pun rolls. It roll for thee. Wait, that's not a question.

[NA4BH]

After a couple of pun rolls, I usually need some Rolaids.

[WØTKX]

Watch the Doughnut, not the Whole.

[N7YA]

We can fritter around this pun business, glaze over all sorts of ideas and Twist it all around all day long...but to subject ourselves to another punfest would be Krueller and unusual punishment.


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[K7SGJ]

Boy, that really Frosts me when you do that, you Crumb. I guess that's just the way you little Munchkins were Raised, or maybe it's because your Baker's Dozen off on the job. Or could it be you just spilled something on your Long-Johns.

[NA4BH]

Maybe next time you could at yeast tone down your post even dough you feel so strongly about it. I think you knead to do this.

[K7SGJ]

Sorry dude. That's just the way I roll.

[NA4BH]

Could you be any more frosted in your view? What you show on the outside is just nuts, you should sugar it up before a Grizzly Bear Claws you.

[W3WN]

Aw. That's sweet.

Which makes it too rich for my blood... (Trav, that's your cue...)