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NA4BH
08-02-2012, 11:42 PM
While flying back from Fort Lauderdale today, we encountered some very nice turbulence. We must have dropped 500+ feet in a matter of seconds. The flight attendant was walking down the aisle collecting trash when this happened, her hang time was Olympic quality. She ended up with an ass plant on the floor and decided to ride it out there. The guy next to me had just gone to the restroom and was midway through his appointed duties. He finally came back to sit down and announced that after all that he didn't get a drop on him. I asked him if there was enough toilet paper to clean the other half. After a good laugh, we landed. No one was harmed in the making of this adventure.
KG4CGC
08-02-2012, 11:50 PM
How about you? Did you feel your own nuts in your throat?
NA4BH
08-02-2012, 11:56 PM
I was belted to the seat and threw my hands up like on a roller-coaster. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Just like the pig on the zip line.
I was belted to the seat and threw my hands up like on a roller-coaster. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Just like the pig on the zip line.
That's why it's always a good reason to keep your seat belt buckled when you're in an airliner even if the captain has turned of the seat belt sign—you never know when you're going to run into clear air turbulence.
KB3LAZ
08-03-2012, 07:31 AM
That's why it's always a good reason to keep your seat belt buckled when you're in an airliner even if the captain has turned of the seat belt sign—you never know when you're going to run into clear air turbulence.
Also a good reason to have a sexy lady sitting on your lap!
Also a good reason to have a sexy lady sitting on your lap!Hey! You're still a newlywed! That had better be Pillar you're thinking of when you make that quip!
PA5COR
08-03-2012, 08:02 AM
Oh, come on, a bit of fantasy never hurts....;)
KB3LAZ
08-03-2012, 08:03 AM
I get that turbulence ride pretty close to nightly. I dont have to fantasize, lol.
PA5COR
08-03-2012, 10:28 AM
^ Good for you and the missus, Enjoy!! ;)
KB3LAZ
08-03-2012, 10:31 AM
^ Good for you and the missus, Enjoy!! ;)
Sometimes she says it is a plot to kill her and reminds me that I am ten years younger than her. LOL
KG4CGC
08-03-2012, 10:58 AM
If all the neighbors can't hear yous both, then you're doing wrong.
K7SGJ
08-03-2012, 12:09 PM
If all the neighbors can't hear yous both, then you're doing wrong.
Why, yes. Of course that's correct. When I was a newly wed, the neighbors thought I had a Collie that was always howling, and didn't believe we had no dogs. Now they want to know if we are going to get another dog since they figured ours must of died over 30 years ago. Nosy bastids.
KB3LAZ
08-03-2012, 12:32 PM
Shit, my neighbors could hear a flea fart. Damn walls are paper thin. I know that is not your point but...lol. If you are keeping your neighbors up at night, invest in a ball gag!
Sometimes she says it is a plot to kill her and reminds me that I am ten years younger than her. LOL
And ten years from now, you'll be saying the same thing about her.
KB3LAZ
08-03-2012, 02:31 PM
And ten years from now, you'll be saying the same thing about her.
I must be missing it. Would not her sex drive go down at that time?
kb2vxa
08-03-2012, 02:34 PM
"Sometimes she says it is a plot to kill her and reminds me that I am ten years younger than her."
Then remind her you're a vampire.
"When I was a newly wed, the neighbors thought I had a Collie that was always howling, and didn't believe we had no dogs."
Lassie was a Collie and yes, you had/have one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o7earp01FA
KB3LAZ
08-03-2012, 02:37 PM
"Sometimes she says it is a plot to kill her and reminds me that I am ten years younger than her."
Then remind her you're a vampire.
"When I was a newly wed, the neighbors thought I had a Collie that was always howling, and didn't believe we had no dogs."
Lassie was a Collie and yes, you had/have one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o7earp01FA
Ha! That truly put a smile on my face, Warren. Good one.
K7SGJ
08-03-2012, 02:59 PM
I must be missing it. Would not her sex drive go down at that time?
Depends on how good of a driver you are.
KB3LAZ
08-03-2012, 03:01 PM
Depends on how good of a driver you are.
I may no longer be in the S&M scene but I am still a submissive. I will leave you to ponder this.
kf0rt
08-03-2012, 03:03 PM
TMI
KB3LAZ
08-03-2012, 03:06 PM
TMI
I gave no more information than I have in the past. Less, actually.
I may no longer be in the S&M scene but I am still a submissive. I will leave you to ponder this.
I KNEW IT!!!! Travis, you closet POWER BOTTOM!!!!! :rofl:
WØTKX
08-03-2012, 11:15 PM
I must be missing it. Would not her sex drive go down at that time?
Statistically speaking, your drive will go down, and hers will go up.
My experiences as a youth who enjoyed cougars verifies this.
If you keep your quality as you age, err... "up", everything will be just fine. ;)
I must be missing it. Would not her sex drive go down at that time?
A woman's sex drive tends to go longer into maturity than a man's. There's a reason for the "tradition" of middle-aged women who keep younger guys.
KG4CGC
08-04-2012, 12:29 AM
A woman's sex drive tends to go longer into maturity than a man's. There's a reason for the "tradition" of middle-aged women who keep younger guys.
But did they eat at CFA on Wednesday?
We fell about 1000' on a flight back from Chicago once. We hit the Wasatch range when a severe mountain wave hit the front of the aircraft and we basically nosedived in a 757...i 'bout shit my pants! Ive been in a couyple of air emergencies, but that one got my attention.
....power bottom.
kb2vxa
08-04-2012, 06:20 PM
Oh, so now back to the original topic? (;->)
No, i handed it back after my OT reference.....
We can segue into poop talk if you like...wouldnt bother me a bit.
KG4CGC
08-04-2012, 06:26 PM
No, i handed it back after my OT reference.....
We can segue into poop talk if you like...wouldnt bother me a bit.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/cd777740.jpg
kb2vxa
08-05-2012, 11:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=008BPUdQ1XA
KG4CGC
08-05-2012, 11:37 PM
Titan Uranus. Here it comes again.
It looks like it has a full load.
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