W5GA
07-11-2012, 08:00 PM
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps
we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few
inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she
simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded. The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to
himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them
out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum
Powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum
powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few
inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she
simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded. The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to
himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them
out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum
Powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum
powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !