PDA

View Full Version : The Scottish Must Be Laughing At Us



n2ize
07-04-2012, 06:49 AM
In yet another attempt to pass "creationism" off as valid science and to discredit evolutionary biology as bogus the Creationists have added ol' Nessie (The Loch Ness Monster) to their list of "evidence" for "creationism".. Ol' Nessie will be appearing in Louisiana private schools and textbooks. Check it out today..while supplies last.



But wait, it gets even better, "fire breathing dragons" enter into the repertoire of insanity and the continuum of logical fallacy that plagues creationism. Quoted from the link below.


"One of these texts from Bob Jones University Press claims that dinosaurs were fire-breathing dragons. It has little to do with science as we currently understand. It's more like medieval scholasticism."


http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/education/how-american-fundamentalist-schools-are-using-nessie-to-disprove-evolution.17918511

KB3LAZ
07-04-2012, 07:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRr2kf84V2M

Selenium

KC2UGV
07-04-2012, 08:26 AM
In yet another attempt to pass "creationism" off as valid science and to discredit evolutionary biology as bogus the Creationists have added ol' Nessie (The Loch Ness Monster) to their list of "evidence" for "creationism".. Ol' Nessie will be appearing in Louisiana private schools and textbooks. Check it out today..while supplies last.



But wait, it gets even better, "fire breathing dragons" enter into the repertoire of insanity and the continuum of logical fallacy that plagues creationism. Quoted from the link below.




http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/education/how-american-fundamentalist-schools-are-using-nessie-to-disprove-evolution.17918511

To be fair, the notion of firebreathing dinosaurs is not far off the realm of possibility, and there is some evidence at least one species of dinosaurs was capable.

K7SGJ
07-04-2012, 08:38 AM
In yet another attempt to pass "creationism" off as valid science and to discredit evolutionary biology as bogus the Creationists have added ol' Nessie (The Loch Ness Monster) to their list of "evidence" for "creationism".. Ol' Nessie will be appearing in Louisiana private schools and textbooks. Check it out today..while supplies last.



But wait, it gets even better, "fire breathing dragons" enter into the repertoire of insanity and the continuum of logical fallacy that plagues creationism. Quoted from the link below.




http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/education/how-american-fundamentalist-schools-are-using-nessie-to-disprove-evolution.17918511



Are you sure you didn't mean cretinism?

n2ize
07-04-2012, 11:03 AM
Are you sure you didn't mean cretinism?


^^^^ :lol:

kb2vxa
07-04-2012, 12:23 PM
That's interesting, the very picture used in their teaching materials was admitted to be a tricked out mini sub by its creator and photographer. Tells you something about fire breathing dinosaur dragons too, you don't want to be standing behind one holding a torch when it does.

WØTKX
07-04-2012, 12:27 PM
It's all going according to plan...


http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/FSM_and_Raptor_Jesus.jpg

ab1ga
07-04-2012, 12:42 PM
Piffle, all of it!

Everyone knows the Scots do not laugh.

KC2UGV
07-04-2012, 12:53 PM
It's not entirely outside of the realm of possibility for a specific dinosaur to have a mechanism like the Bombardier Beetle. Not exactly "fire breathing", but extremely hot vapor ejection.

n2ize
07-04-2012, 12:55 PM
What is interesting about this article is that tis is being done in "private" (can we say "charter" perhaps) schools that receive public funding. If they can get away with teaching fake imitation science like this then what is to stop them from teaching fake history, etc. ?

n2ize
07-04-2012, 12:59 PM
It's not entirely outside of the realm of possibility for a specific dinosaur to have a mechanism like the Bombardier Beetle. Not exactly "fire breathing", but extremely hot vapor ejection.

But the bombadier beetle isn't actually breathing fire. He is scalding his enemies with an interesting mixture of chemicals which produce an exothermic reaction. There is a big difference between teaching about actual beetle that has been observed versus pure made up lies about huge reptiles that shoot flames for which there is no evidence and then teaching these lies as fact.

kb2crk
07-04-2012, 01:27 PM
But the bombadier beetle isn't actually breathing fire. He is scalding his enemies with an interesting mixture of chemicals which produce an exothermic reaction. There is a big difference between teaching about actual beetle that has been observed versus pure made up lies about huge reptiles that shoot flames for which there is no evidence and then teaching these lies as fact.

Who needs evidence. History is written by the winners.

K7SGJ
07-04-2012, 02:19 PM
I think you're all nutz. I just saw a documentary about this lizard thing that can spew fire and stuff. It's indigenous to Tokyo, and hates moths.

NY3V
07-04-2012, 02:33 PM
What is interesting about this article is that tis is being done in "private" (can we say "charter" perhaps) schools that receive public funding. If they can get away with teaching fake imitation science like this then what is to stop them from teaching fake history, etc. ?

Why not?

There is already Fake News, Fake Patriots, Fake Christians, and Fake Job Creators!

K7SGJ
07-04-2012, 02:51 PM
Why not?

There is already Fake News, Fake Patriots, Fake Christians, and Fake Job Creators!


Don't forget about fake boobs.

NQ6U
07-04-2012, 03:32 PM
Don't forget about fake boobs.

Who could ever forget those?

KG4CGC
07-04-2012, 03:41 PM
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/169357_422419484469153_702178682_o.jpg

NA4BH
07-04-2012, 03:53 PM
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/169357_422419484469153_702178682_o.jpg

AWESOME

KG4CGC
07-04-2012, 03:57 PM
http://videosift.com/video/Jesus-Camp-Kids-Worshipping-George-Bush-Cardboard-Cutout
Jesus Camp with George Bush!

NQ6U
07-04-2012, 03:59 PM
AWESOME

How can you not love such historically accurate documentation?

KG4CGC
07-04-2012, 04:28 PM
How can you not love such historically accurate documentation?

https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/535046_10150921339821275_2119708609_n.jpg

KG4CGC
07-04-2012, 05:34 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/political-pictures-sarah-palin-chri.jpg

n2ize
07-04-2012, 06:01 PM
http://videosift.com/video/Jesus-Camp-Kids-Worshipping-George-Bush-Cardboard-Cutout
Jesus Camp with George Bush!

That was beautiful. Children, welcome him, behold him, adore him, love him, love him, take him into your hearts...

KG4CGC
07-04-2012, 06:03 PM
That was beautiful. Children, welcome him, behold him, adore him, love him, love him, take him into your hearts...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/9fb60c29.jpg

kb2vxa
07-04-2012, 11:32 PM
Using a round shield he becomes Captain Wanker!

N7YA
07-05-2012, 02:14 AM
6349

n2ize
07-05-2012, 05:15 AM
On one hand you've got the religious fanatics (and I don't mean all religious people are fanatics) making shit up and passing it off as fact. On the other hand you've got the conspiracy theorists making up all kinds of shit and passing it off as fact. They've boith been around for centuries but nowadays they have the Internet to brings them together and enabling them to reach out further than ever before.