NOAA denies mermaids exist. I tend to wonder.

[N7YA]

I personally think there is a coverup. I believe they are keeping them in those deep sea UFO hangers in the Marianas Trench.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/noaa-issues-statement-denying-existence-mermaids-195027537.html


But i must admit to a feeling of security now that i know a government agency is on the job and looking out for us all...never can trust those mermaids and their deadly siren songs that lure good saliors to an eternal sleep of the depths.

[KG4CGC]

I personally think there is a coverup. I believe they are keeping them in those deep sea UFO hangers in the Marianas Trench.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/noaa-issues-statement-denying-existence-mermaids-195027537.html


But i must admit to a feeling of security now that i know a government agency is on the job and looking out for us all...never can trust those mermaids and their deadly siren songs that lure good saliors to an eternal sleep of the depths.

http://forums.hamisland.net/showthread.php/21548-Mermaids?highlight=mermaids

[N7YA]

Oh goddamnit!

[KG4CGC]

Oh goddamnit!

What? There's a link to the whole doctormentary.

[VK3ZL]

I have always been curious about Mermaids...Where is the appropriate hole placed, front or back??

Bob..VK3ZL..

[N7YA]

What? There's a link to the whole doctormentary.


I try never to post a thread without first seeing if someone else did first, my bad. Got a little excited because...i mean, come on! NOAA is denying mermaids exist, thats some big shit!


edit: I dont know why i didnt think of this before....since i started a redundant thread, its cool to hijack it into anything you guys like. Ill go first...i really love red velvet cake, and california pizza kitchen, surprisingly, has the best! Fooking awesome!

[N7YA]

I have always been curious about Mermaids...Where is the appropriate hole placed, front or back??

Bob..VK3ZL..

Oh, im quite sure its all Oral....

[KG4CGC]

I try never to post a thread without first seeing if someone else did first, my bad. Got a little excited because...i mean, come on! NOAA is denying mermaids exist, thats some big shit!


edit: I dont know why i didnt think of this before....since i started a redundant thread, its cool to hijack it into anything you guys like. Ill go first...i really love red velvet cake, and california pizza kitchen, surprisingly, has the best! Fooking awesome!

Hold on a minute there. This is the Island. You want to talk about those gals what make the tuna under water, you go right ahead. The one I started is more than a month old too and everyone acted like, you know, all up in my kool aid and like I had no cred. Yeah, a lot of the movie looked faked out but was the Navy weaponizing sonar to kill mermaids?

[N7YA]

All im saying is that i didnt catch that someone else had already started a thread on the same subject, im usually better than that...so, since this is a redundant thread, we can go ahead and make into anything we like since the original subject has already been covered. Thats all im saying...again.

[K7SGJ]

If you ask me, the whole thing sounds a little fishy; smells that way, too.

[KC2UGV]

I think the NOAA did this, just to see if they could get Faux News to start talking about the "Official Story" being just a coverup for the Obama mermaid conspiracy.

[K7SGJ]

Oh, im quite sure its all Oral....

Oral will cost you a fin.

[NQ6U]

I have always been curious about Mermaids...Where is the appropriate hole placed, front or back??

Bob..VK3ZL..

Neither. The mermaid first lays her eggs in a safe place, then a merman fertilizes them with his milt.

[kb2vxa]

After that you can't call them merMAIDS anymore. Then what?

[NQ6U]

After that you can't call them merMAIDS anymore. Then what?

Mermatrons?

[ab1ga]

I think the NOAA did this, just to see if they could get Faux News to start talking about the "Official Story" being just a coverup for the Obama mermaid conspiracy.

NOAA did this to ensure some of their climate scientists could get a date.

:)

[K7SGJ]

NOAA did this to ensure some of their climate scientists could get a date.

:)

Or jobs.

[W7XF]

If you ask me, the whole thing sounds a little fishy; smells that way, too.
Yeah....and someone did it for the halibut....or did he do it on porpoise??

fuggedabout it....this is giving me a haddock!! :lol:

[NA4BH]

Neither. The mermaid first lays her eggs in a safe place, then a merman fertilizes them with his milt.

http://manginamonologues.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/ethel-merman.jpg?w=640

[wa6mhz]

is THAT why they smell like MACKERAL??

[kb2vxa]

Oh Ethel... now THAT I can believe... just a bit more man than mer. So THAT'S where Kate Smith got that from the mountains to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam line... hmmm.

God bless Mermania, my foam, sweet foam.

[W3WN]

If you ask me, the whole thing sounds a little fishy; smells that way, too.I think whomever planted the story was a Pisces. Probably working for scale.

[K7SGJ]

I refuse to be baited by some of these comments, and think they're all a bunch of tall tails. To continue this thread, serves no porpoise.

[N7YA]

Am i herring this correctly? Were drifting into puns, well it seems to be the current trend here. Not to be trolling, but ill sea what i can do.

[K7SGJ]

I never thought you'd sinker that low. You cause me to cast some doubt on your sincerity.

[N7YA]

Cut me some slack! I was lured into this.

[K7SGJ]

Don't try to worm outta this.

[N7YA]

I got an urchin call from an old chum who was feeling crappy. I told him we should crab a few cold ones and maybe i can kelp him out, told him to let minnow.

[K7SGJ]

It's time for you to clam up. Maybe a little music would help. Why don't you go tuna bass, and play something soothing. Perhaps a reefer would help, too.

[N7YA]

Oh, if i had a sand dollar for everytime i heard that. I'd be a king fish, big kahuna by now.
















...fish puns. :yes:

[K7SGJ]

Conch you just leave well enough alone? Son of a beach, I have a whale of a headache from all of this.

[N7YA]

May have to coast outta here, abalone in bed right about now. I cant take any moray. You have some gull dragnetting me back into this, If i continue, im going to terrapin out of the corkboard and hammer it into my head!

[W7XF]

Just remember.....you can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

[K7SGJ]

Just remember.....you can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

You can if you use the right pick erel.

[N7YA]

Thats it!! Down to Davy Jones locker with me! Ive got to reel it in before i drift off.

[K7SGJ]

It never fails. You barge in here with and leave everyone with a sinking feeling. Sometimes, it feels like I'm at the wake for a hooker I knew. Her name was Annette. She just keep bobbing from one trick to another. Her favorite was Rod.

[N7YA]

Yacht not to mess with hookers, you'll catch something!

Everywhere i look i seamonkey business, When i salmon do something, im gonna do it. We can sit here and trade wind all day, but the fact is, when i seahorsing around, i dive right in and hope i dont tank.

[K7SGJ]

This thread has me all tide in knots. Since there doesn't seem to be anything canoe, I think I'm going to roe otta here.

[N7YA]

Yeah, its starting to flounder now, tanker very much. Im headed for the dorsal talk to you soon.


Fin.

[NQ6U]

I'm glad you guys decided to cod that stuff out. I was beginning to get eel.

[NA4BH]

If you stay under water too long it will gill you, dead.

[K7SGJ]

Abalone. I don't believe a word of it. I think it's time to seal up this thread.

[NA4BH]

Abalone. I don't believe a word of it. I think it's time to seal up this thread.

With an attitude like that, you must be a Pisces working for scale.

[K7SGJ]

I think that pearl was already used.

[NA4BH]

I think that pearl was already used.

Too many posts to go fishing around in.

[K7SGJ]

It's a familiar seine.

[N7YA]

Are you kidding? This thread is a treasure chest of nautical puns for future use!

[K7SGJ]

I dunno. Someone is liable to come along and pirate some of this.


Don't be such a crab.

[N7YA]

Manatee...with lemon and honey...would be really nice on this hot day.

[K7SGJ]

Walleye think I've heard it all, now, and since I'm no piker, I won't try to knock you off your perch. Even though you seem like astern guy, I think it's time to bow out.

[NA4BH]

I've dune nothing today sand I like it.

[NQ6U]

I've dune nothing today sand I like it.

You whindy little beach.

[K7SGJ]

Don't be all puffin up.

[NQ6U]

Well, gulls will be gulls and buoys will be buoys.

[NA4BH]

A lot of people have abyss-kit for breakfast.

[N7YA]

Dont be a clownfishing for attention. We can seal this up, or pressgang on. But dreadnaught, schooner or later, we will end the riff raft.

[NQ6U]

I say frigate, I'm all washed up.

[NA4BH]

Genoa, I like the cut of your jib. Not too tacky.

[NQ6U]

Yawl have a good night down there in AL. I hope you sloop well.

[NA4BH]

It is rudder hot down here.

[K7SGJ]

Honest to cod. I been shelling out puns till I'm beluga in the face, and I'm no shrimp.

[N7YA]

Im angling for a way out of this...

[NA4BH]

No way, you're hooked.

[NQ6U]

Just remember that you walrus hurt the one you love.

[KG4CGC]

I'm not good at puns. Therefore, https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/428854_442386559128668_453279201_n.jpg

[NA4BH]

I'm not good at puns. Therefore, https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/428854_442386559128668_453279201_n.jpg

You Trumped me.

[NQ6U]

My XYL has been reading this thread. She says:


All you paronomastic hams should keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

[N7YA]

Well shiver me timbers, im no loose cannon, looks like its maritime for dinner. I should be nice and full to the gunwhales.

[K7SGJ]

You don't want to gunwhales; Greenpeace will catch up with you schooner or later. When they do, the head lady will blubber and tug on you till you quit, or until someone comes along to carrier away. Either way, they will torpedo your plans.

[kb2vxa]

Head lady? Sounds like she's cleaning up.

[W7XF]

Well shiver me timbers, im no loose cannon, looks like its maritime for dinner. I should be nice and full to the gunwhales.
Now that's a whale of an idea!!!!! HEY... I need to get my dogfish to stop chasing my catfish!!!

GET OFF MY SEAWEED!