It happens

[X-Rated]

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I hate when it happens.

[KG4CGC]

This. Never. Happened.

:shifty:

[WØTKX]

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[NQ6U]

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I've woken up with worse...

[WØTKX]

I've woken up with worse...

Yes, I remember... :omg:

[N8YX]

S-S-S.

[W5GA]

It doesn't matter until you have to gnaw your arm off.

[KC9ECI]

I remember having to look in a purse once to check an ID so I could find out what the name of the creature sleeping in my bed was.

[KG4CGC]

I remember having to look in a purse once to check an ID so I could find out what the name of the creature sleeping in my bed was.

Sasquatch. Just look for the jerky.

[K7SGJ]

I remember having to look in a purse once to check an ID so I could find out what the name of the creature sleeping in my bed was.

Or the age?

[KC9ECI]

Or the age?

There was no doubt this wildebeest had already celebrated the 18th anniversary of her 18th birthday.

[XE1/N5AL]

There was no doubt this wildebeest had already celebrated the 18th anniversary of her 18th birthday.
Would that be 18 + 18, or 18 x 18?

[KC9ECI]

+ not X. I don't think X can still self lubricate.

[X-Rated]

I remember having to look in a purse once to check an ID so I could find out what the name of the creature sleeping in my bed was.

Hopefully her first name was the name she went by.

[PA5COR]

Thanks for reminding me why i don't drink alcohol anymore ;)

[W7XF]

S-O-S.

Fixed to be more appropriate xD

[KB3LAZ]

This. Never. Happened.

:shifty:

Rather common among my kind, everyone is dead.

[KG4CGC]

OK, I was looking for the Little Johnny section but I am at a loss. Perhaps a great loss but not a tragedy nor is it an accident.


David Cameron was visiting a Glasgow primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.

So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy'.

A little boy stood up and offered:

'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'Incorrect,' said Cameron. 'That would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not', explained Cameron, 'that's what we would refer to as a great loss'.

The room went silent.

No other children volunteered.

Cameron searched the room.

'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand and said:

'If a plane carrying you and Mr. Clegg was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic' exclaimed Cameron, 'and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'

'Well', said Johnny,'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either.