Farm sounds......

[KC2IFR]

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[kb2vxa]

Another "little Johnny" joke... groan.

[KC2IFR]

How do u know its Johnny??????????

[K7SGJ]

It says so on the inside cover of his book.

[kf0rt]

How do u know its Johnny??????????

The teacher is blond and has big hooters.

[K7SGJ]

Well, yeah, there's that, too.

[NY3V]

Little Johnny said he saw a flat dog on the way to school.

His teacher asked him why he thought it was flat.

He said another dog was trying to pump it up.

[K7SGJ]

Jezzus. I don't know what's worse. ZED threads or Little Johnny threads.


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[N8YX]

Wrong on all counts:

"All right lady, hands on the wall..."

Yet another teacher busted for sexing the students.

[K7SGJ]

Didn't we just do that one?

[KC2IFR]

Jezzzzzz.........u guys are crazier than me!!!!!!!!

[N8YX]

Didn't we just do that one?
Not that particular one, mind you.

...shuffles off to find schoolbooks; late to class again...

[ki4itv]

Jezzzzzz.........u guys are crazier than me!!!!!!!!

The Island sits in a gravitational anomaly. Crazies tend to gravitate toward it.
That's my story.

[KG4CGC]

Are YOU, Little Johnny? (http://iamlittlejohnny.com/2010/07/30/little-johnny-and-bill-clinton/)

[W3WN]

Jezzzzzz.........u guys are crazier than me!!!!!!!!Your point?

[kf0rt]

The Island sits in a gravitational anomaly. Crazies tend to gravitate toward it.
That's my story.


Yeah, but are you sober right now and more important, do you want to party?

[N8YX]

Yeah, but are you sober right now and more important, do you want to party?
No, and yes.