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Jeff K1NSS
06-21-2012, 12:23 PM
And you thought there was no upside to RF exposure.

Note: "The high frequency oscillations of the seven-meter-set are said by the inventor to have a beneficial effect on the skin."

Why, that's hardly a meter of separation from the "Magic Band," such that hams must have been unwitting beneficiaries of this Weird Trick that can only have been invented by a Local Mom.



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NQ6U
06-21-2012, 12:43 PM
I tried moving my 6m antenna into the shack but it interfered with my TV reception.
N2CHX
06-21-2012, 01:13 PM
Yeah no thanks. No way am I putting that creepy looking thing on my face. Just the other day someone thought I was 29. Most people take me for early 30's. Somehow I think RF burns on my face might not be beneficial.
KK4AMI
06-21-2012, 02:36 PM
I'm guessing that contraption kept their youthful looks because they all died at the age of 29 with some form of brain cancer.
KG4CGC
06-21-2012, 02:39 PM
I'm Beautiful! http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/HEALTH/04/25/zombie.virus.zombies.book/t1larg.zombie.courtesy.jpg
XE1/N5AL
06-21-2012, 03:08 PM
Nowadays, you just sandwich you face between two plasma TVs to get the same RF treatment.
N7YA
06-21-2012, 04:39 PM
I think the wrinkles are removed magically when your face starts swelling up to unnatural proportions! :shock:
KG4NEL
06-21-2012, 08:26 PM
The seated one looks like she'd be into that sort of thing anyway. :pray:
K7SGJ
06-21-2012, 08:33 PM
Wish I still had my Heathkit Sixer and one of those facial chastity thingys. I could make a fortune.
N8YX
06-21-2012, 08:35 PM
Looks suspiciously like something which is advertised in a rubberwear catalog.
Jeff K1NSS
06-21-2012, 09:07 PM
Short-Wave, atomic, streamlined, digital, organic, wholistic, stereophonic, natural -- how many more beauty masks will it take to achieve affordable, sustainable, free and fair good looks for all?
KG4CGC
06-22-2012, 01:03 AM
Short-Wave, atomic, streamlined, digital, organic, wholistic, stereophonic, natural -- how many more beauty masks will it take to achieve affordable, sustainable, free and fair good looks for all?

Tamed and trained polynomial beauty mask.
(now with whole integers!)
Jeff K1NSS
06-22-2012, 08:25 AM
Tamed and trained polynomial beauty mask.
(now with whole integers!)


Got mine on right now (with optional ordinal cardinal Klein bottle). So far no results, but if the beauty part doesn't work out, perhaps it tastes like chicken.
KG4CGC
06-22-2012, 10:59 AM
Well it is, Everyone Say Chicken Day.
n2ize
06-25-2012, 03:39 PM
Yeah no thanks. No way am I putting that creepy looking thing on my face. Just the other day someone thought I was 29. Most people take me for early 30's. Somehow I think RF burns on my face might not be beneficial.

Think that's bad ?? Try this one on for size..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q1gksqqhLU
W7XF
06-26-2012, 04:45 PM
The shit women used in the 50's and 60's for "beauty"...no wonder that there's no ozone layer with all that Aqua Net :rofl:
N7YA
06-26-2012, 04:55 PM
Geez Kev, where have you been? The term "ozone" is so...80's. We now say "AGW".
n2ize
06-27-2012, 06:40 PM
Geez Kev, where have you been? The term "ozone" is so...80's. We now say "AGW".

In the 80's the fads were Ozone Depletion and AIDS. These days the fads are AGW and Type 2 Diabetes.
KG4CGC
06-27-2012, 07:41 PM
In the 80's the fads were Ozone Depletion and AIDS. These days the fads are AGW and Type 2 Diabetes.

And not talked about but it's out there, Super AIDS.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_AIDS
K8LET
06-27-2012, 08:03 PM
OOoh, I want one. I'll put it right next to my Radium Revigator (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Ore_Revigator)!
kb2vxa
06-28-2012, 02:36 PM
Stay healthy, stay beautiful.