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W5GA
06-21-2012, 07:58 AM
This is the only word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep.





UP

This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is "UP." It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car.
At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it soaks UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now. . . my time is UP!

Oh. . . one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night?

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Did that one crack you UP?
Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book. . . or not. . . it's UP to you.
Now I'll shut UP!

KC2UGV
06-21-2012, 08:06 AM
I can think of another word that has it beat: "Fuck".

It can be used as a verb (Go fuck off!), noun (Stupid fuck!), adverb (He is fucking running?!?), adjective (He's suck a fucking boss!), interjection,(Fuck,...), a greeting (Well, Fuck man!), and a conjunction (Well I guess we have to, fuck, I'd hate to go there though.) and several manners of punctuation (stop, exclamation, full stop, and interragotory).

KG4CGC
06-21-2012, 10:53 AM
Corey. Don't fuck up Doug's thread.

WØTKX
06-21-2012, 10:55 AM
Uppity up and stuff and stuff.

NQ6U
06-21-2012, 11:23 AM
Y'all need to look up the definition of gerund.

KB3LAZ
06-21-2012, 11:27 AM
Fucking goats. er..yeah..something like that?

XE1/N5AL
06-21-2012, 03:00 PM
All foul-mouthed lads will report to the Island Disciplinary Office, Room 313.

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4129/4995668072_66bdbaafa6_z.jpg

W5GA
06-21-2012, 04:24 PM
I can think of another word that has it beat: "Fuck".
Not in only two letters, it doesn't.

ki4itv
06-21-2012, 04:31 PM
6170

K8LET
06-21-2012, 10:02 PM
If you turn "up" over, it's "dn".

NA4BH
06-21-2012, 10:08 PM
If you turn "up" over, it's "dn".

None of y'all saw that fucking shit coming? Did you!!!!

NA4BH
06-21-2012, 10:08 PM
Fucking goats. er..yeah..something like that?

Not without boots, NO

W5GA
06-21-2012, 11:47 PM
Not without boots, NO
Boot breaking is reserved for sheep, in Montaaaaana, not goats. Goats are for roping.

KC2UGV
06-22-2012, 05:28 AM
Not in only two letters, it doesn't.

I just saw that in your first post :sheepish look:

kf0rt
06-22-2012, 10:38 PM
If you turn "up" over, it's "dn".


Daymnnn. You belong here. :yes: :lol:

VE7DCW
06-22-2012, 10:46 PM
None of y'all saw that fucking shit coming? Did you!!!!

To put it bluntly ......... NO !! :hahano:

KG4CGC
06-22-2012, 11:50 PM
If you turn "up" over, it's "dn".

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/636685dd.jpgWTTI

ki4itv
06-23-2012, 09:30 AM
Duped again!

ki4itv
06-23-2012, 09:31 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/636685dd.jpgWTTI

We should probably be making procurement plans for when the prevailing wind shifts and African Swallow season is over.

KG4CGC
06-23-2012, 03:18 PM
We should probably be making procurement plans for when the prevailing wind shifts and African Swallow season is over.

I haven't been using the swallow dropped coconuts. Those are saved for special occasions. You know, like bath night.

K8LET
06-23-2012, 06:52 PM
We should probably be making procurement plans for when the prevailing wind shifts and African Swallow season is over.

Then it'll be European Swallow season!

KG4CGC
06-23-2012, 06:57 PM
Then it'll be European Swallow season!

Bazinga!

ki4itv
06-24-2012, 12:35 PM
Ever try to carry two coconuts while you're a peein'?

KG4CGC
06-24-2012, 12:40 PM
Depends on the wind.