While perusing Craigslist looking for something completely different...

[N2CHX]

I came across this (http://buffalo.craigslist.org/for/3066561534.html). Couldn't pass up looking because of the title. Adorable? Seriously? Are you kidding me? That's the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen.

[KA9MOT]

YUUUUUP! That's creepy!

[N2CHX]

YUUUUUP! That's creepy!

You'd think that I'd be into this sorta shit, but I'm not. Neither are any one of my three girls. I had never heard of "reborn dolls" until today. I notice they're all over CL. What. the. fuck. And they think that people with callsigns are weird. I'll take a new HF rig for $1,000, Alex.

[PA5COR]

Why should anyone want something like that....

[N2CHX]

Why should anyone want something like that....

So they can rock back and forth in a corner in the fetal position, with their thumb in their mouths while humming in monotone?

"Suzy, if you don't do the dishes for Mommy she'll have to put the monkey in your room again...."

[KA9MOT]

I clicked the "Best of Craiglist" link. Something that scary needs to be shared.

[N2CHX]

I clicked the "Best of Craiglist" link. Something that scary needs to be shared.

Hahahahaha! Nice.

[N8YX]

In before the monkey spankers.

[W3WN]

I came across this (http://buffalo.craigslist.org/for/3066561534.html). Couldn't pass up looking because of the title. Adorable? Seriously? Are you kidding me? That's the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen.That looks like the creepier cousin of the clown in that creepy USPS shipping ad.

[kf0rt]

You'd think that I'd be into this sorta shit, but I'm not. Neither are any one of my three girls. I had never heard of "reborn dolls" until today. I notice they're all over CL. What. the. fuck. And they think that people with callsigns are weird. I'll take a new HF rig for $1,000, Alex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_doll

Awww, geeez...

[PA5COR]

There must be a very interesting psychological explanation for that, but i can't come up with it...

[WØTKX]

New avatar? Anyone? :roll:

[KG4CGC]

I recall seeing this reborn thing on TV. People who buy, adopt, own these dolls, treat them like real babies in public as well as at home.
Literally.

[WA4TM]

Looks a little too much like the Prez to me!!!!

[n2ize]

That "monkey thing" is kind of eerie. I don;t think I'd want it around here, even if it is only made of plastic. Heck, a friend of mine used to have a real monkey and it wasn't nearly as scary.

[XE1/N5AL]

That creepy thing looks like it is alive. Bundle it up in a baby stroller and scare the daylights out of passer-bys, who stop you on the street and bend over to get a look at your baby.

[kb2vxa]

A blue eyed monkey about to punch your lights out is the height of scary. Running a close second is a Remco born again doll with remote control that makes a fart sound and a stink that says change my diaper... batteries not included.

[W5GA]

For some reason, that creepy thing reminds me of Chucky.

[kb2vxa]

How well I remember... CHUCKY CHUCKY CHUCKY CHUCKY!!!