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KG4CGC
06-13-2012, 11:14 AM
When it came time to bat the ball, WTF was Ms. 24yo thinking? Since I can't read the link to find out ... because it doesn't work.
That ball don't bat.
N8GAV
06-13-2012, 11:15 AM
link no work
This link should work >>> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/female-poses-as-male-789432
wa6mhz
06-13-2012, 11:29 AM
The girl was probably disappointed to find the "BOY" she was ready to...... Well.... Had the WRONG POLARITY! (or came with a SOCKET instead of a PLUG!)
KG4CGC
06-13-2012, 11:45 AM
JFC! Stupid is as Stupid does. Will it ever end? Hads is a sociopath and we all know the world certainly doesn't have enough of those.
Oh wait, wait, it was 2 girls? Well then, that's OK. j/k
Can someone say, "pedobitch?"
The girl was probably disappointed to find the "BOY" she was ready to...... Well.... Had the WRONG POLARITY! (or came with a SOCKET instead of a PLUG!)
It's getting harder & harder to find the correct adapter to fit. ;)
Didn't Hilary Swank already star in the movie about this?
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Oh lord, that story is worse than I thought. Not only did the perpetrator have a "fake, flesh-colored penis" which she used to penetrate the victim... the victim's MOTHER drove her to meet the perpetrator.
Yuch.
And the assault happened here. Double yuch.
Try as I might, I simply cannot adapt "Dude Looks Like A Lady" lyrics to fit this situation. :roll:
WØTKX
06-13-2012, 12:34 PM
http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bkpig.gif
http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bkpig.gif
Romney warning Bachmann that Palin doesn't need to take a memory dump? ;)
After reading the article, the only thing further I can add is "boys will be boys".
After reading the article, the only thing further I can add is "boys will be boys".
And so will girls.
N2CHX
06-14-2012, 07:30 AM
It's getting harder & harder to find the correct adapter to fit. ;)
Not really. Works perfectly fine with the toys available today, if you're into that. Personally, I'd rather just have some good old fashioned tongue.
Not really. Works perfectly fine with the toys available today, if you're into that. Personally, I'd rather just have some good old fashioned tongue.
Sounds like a veritable clutch of superheroes - Vacu-Lock and Tongue-Fu. :yes:
wa6mhz
06-14-2012, 08:40 AM
Not really. Works perfectly fine with the toys available today, if you're into that. Personally, I'd rather just have some good old fashioned tongue.
That is fun too, providing said area has been SANITIZED first!
kb2vxa
06-14-2012, 10:53 PM
Now hold on there Babalouie, I'll do the thinnin around here! They weren't, doesn't a 17 year old boy wearing makeup raise a red flag??? Seems even mama never heard Tom Jones.
Yeah yeah yeah she's a lady
Listen to me baby, she's a lady
Whoa whoa whoa, she's a lady
Well, an ugly one anyway.
n2ize
06-15-2012, 05:05 AM
From the article
During the group's stay at the motel, “‘Wilson’ digitally penetrated A.L.’s vagina,” Talkington charged.
Pardon my ignorance on these types of subjects but, how is this done ??? :wtf::wtf::wtf:
From the article
Pardon my ignorance on these types of subjects but, how is this done ??? :wtf::wtf::wtf:
With a computer, natch.
Analog penetration...is done with an R-390. That first time can be a real eye-opener.
WØTKX
06-15-2012, 06:43 AM
OIC. I thought a grid dip meter was appropriate for analog analysis. :mrgreen:
http://www.introni.it/immagini/Grid%20dip%20meter%20MEASUREMENTS%20159%20zoom.jpg
N2CHX
06-15-2012, 06:47 AM
It's called a finger, you morons. :wtf: ;)
Like this:
http://2centsradio.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/fingering-the-birds-out-of-their-nest.jpg
WØTKX
06-15-2012, 06:51 AM
Digital communication. Don't worry Kelli, I'm well versed in these "arts". :lol:
N2CHX
06-15-2012, 06:55 AM
Digital communication. Don't worry Kelli, I'm well versed in these "arts". :lol:
I know you guys were just being goofy. Note the winky emoticon? Wait, did I say winky?
WØTKX
06-15-2012, 07:11 AM
Goofy is innocent, and wondering what you mean... "winky"? :neener:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0TmDczrgMAE/SxAonJnidpI/AAAAAAAABrM/O91QNk36Oj4/s1600/disney-goofy-2.jpg
It's called a finger, you morons.
I'm IN!
6044
N2CHX
06-15-2012, 07:55 AM
I'm IN!
6044
Haha! That thing belong to Maggie Gallagher?
According to members on the board I swiped it from, "Octomom" (Nadya Suleman).
From the article
Pardon my ignorance on these types of subjects but, how is this done ??? :wtf::wtf::wtf:The person who spoke that sentence was trying to be clinical, technical, & precise, rather than graphic, crude, and vulgar -- but clearly understood.
How can I put this? The young lady who is considered the victim thought she was getting laid with the real thing, not a plastic/rubber facsimile thereof.
wa6mhz
06-15-2012, 08:42 AM
I am MOST ANXIOUS to do that, providing I can wash my hands afterward!
I'm IN!
6044Why am I suddenly reminded of the punch-line of the old, crude joke...
"Hey buddy! Seen the Mack Truck I drove in here?"
N2CHX
06-15-2012, 10:30 AM
According to members on the board I swiped it from, "Octomom" (Nadya Suleman).
Hahahahaha!
kb2vxa
06-15-2012, 08:14 PM
Digital communication is like KFC... finger lickin' good.
LINK STOPPED WORKING SO I GIVE YOU THE WORDS INSTEAD:
I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola
See-O-L-A cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
Under electric candlelight,
She picked me up and sat me on her knee,
And said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes,
Well I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola lo lo lo lo Lola lo lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
Except for Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left home just a week before,
And I've never ever kissed a woman before,
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
And said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
And so is Lola.
Lo lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola.
Lola lo lo lo lo Lola. Lola lo lo lo lo Lola
(Repeat and fade)
n2ize
06-20-2012, 07:39 PM
It's called a finger, you morons. :wtf: ;)
Like this:
http://2centsradio.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/fingering-the-birds-out-of-their-nest.jpg
Very clever !!
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