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NY3V
06-05-2012, 11:10 AM
Remember in history how the early church sold indulgences to members for forgiveness of sins?

Well, now you can offset the cheating on your partners by paying others for not cheating.

(I think the carbon footprint offsets were the inspiration for this scheme) ;)

"When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere. Cheatneutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience."

http://cheatneutral.com/

KB3LAZ
06-05-2012, 11:12 AM
I thought that is what a confessional was for? Guess this would be for those who are not catholic.

kf0rt
06-05-2012, 11:18 AM
Well, that's just retarded.

KG4CGC
06-05-2012, 11:39 AM
If we go back to pre-reformation days, can we give back autonomous spiritual powers back to nuns?

W3WN
06-05-2012, 11:58 AM
If we go back to pre-reformation days, can we give back autonomous spiritual powers back to nuns?
In other words... nun for you?

KG4CGC
06-05-2012, 12:05 PM
In other words... nun for you?

Nuns were stripped of the powers after Martin Luther took over. He also took the spirituality out of religion and made it purely a patriarchal governing body. Mysticism was declared heresy and heresy is punishable by death.

WØTKX
06-05-2012, 12:07 PM
Yea. What about tithing for the poor? Oh, never mind, that's commie welfare crap.

N2CHX
06-05-2012, 01:00 PM
LOL, and it's gay people "destroying the sanctity of marriage", right?

N8YX
06-05-2012, 04:09 PM
LOL, and it's gay people "destroying the sanctity of marriage", right?
Only on leap years.

ETA:

I have a novel spin to that idea...how about someone who doesn't want to cheat paying someone to cheat? :chin:

W3WN
06-06-2012, 07:20 AM
Nuns were stripped of the powers after Martin Luther took over. He also took the spirituality out of religion and made it purely a patriarchal governing body. Mysticism was declared heresy and heresy is punishable by death.Cardinal Biggle? Bring out... the comfy chair!