It's Mammarial Day!

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Give the Girls a squeeze.

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I did, the wife hit back, thanks for the advise...not...

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http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/77b4cd82.jpg

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I knew a girl like that, on her back she looked like a frog wearing water wings. (no kidding)

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Give the Girls a squeeze.

Gotta relate this anecdote about squeezing the goods, based on a really, really bad blond joke that goes something like this...

Yea, it's awful, but gave rise to an extraordinary incident.

The joke goes...

Why does a blond have two more brain cells than a cow?

So she doesn't moo when you squeeze her tits.

OK..now that that awful joke is over.

I was standing in the hallway with a friend once, and he started gesturing me over closer to the wall because a group of customers was walking by that I hadn't seen. I looked around and commented about the size of the group. He replied that, "Yes, there's a whole herd of them." As it turned out, one of the members of the group, a blonde, heard him and said, "Moo!". No shit -- really happened. I busted a gut to keep from cracking up until they were out of earshot so I could tell my friend about the joke.