Octo Porn Mom [NSFW] just in case huh?

[KG4CGC]

Nadya Suleman was more than a little nervous when she arrived on the set of her first adult-film shoot last week. But after chatting with a seasoned porn star and getting comfortable with the location and crew, Octomom performed like a pro.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/octomom-nadya-suleman-porn-pornography_n_1495915.html?ref=celebrity&ncid=webmail2

A girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do.


So how will Nadya put the money from her hard day of work to good use? She plans to buy her large family a new, safe home.

Something about her original long term plans, went awry.

[K7SGJ]

I think most people would pay extra for her to keep her clothes on. What a loser.

[kb2vxa]

"Such a learning experience for me in so many ways."
Considering the octo aspect she could have taught THEM a thing or three!

"I think most people would pay extra for her to keep her clothes on."
Most +1.

[wa6mhz]

GOTTA be very........ Well, not very........How to say it and not get banned?.,,,, LOTTA TRAFFIC through those DOORS!

[KK4AMI]

Kinda like makin' love to a NYC Subway tunnel. Then to boot, you risk getting run over by traffic goin' the other way!

[NA4BH]

Kinda like makin' love to a NYC Subway tunnel. Then to boot, you risk getting run over by traffic goin' the other way!

You forgot about the third rail. You know the one you would pray to hit when you realized what you were doing.

[N8YX]

Such a wonderful example to her children.

[VE7DCW]

You forgot about the third rail. You know the one you would pray to hit when you realized what you were doing.

I agree .... it would definately destroy your will to live!! :sick:

[KG4CGC]

Public reaction turned negative when it was discovered that Suleman already had six other young children and was unemployed and on public assistance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welfare) programs. Suleman conceived the octuplets and her six older children via in vitro fertilization (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vitro_fertilization) (IVF).[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadya_Suleman#cite_note-solomonnyp-4) Although she initially denied ever having used public assistance,[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadya_Suleman#cite_note-5) she confirmed in April 2012 on NBC's Today (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Today_%28NBC_program%29) show that she was indeed on public assistance.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadya_Suleman

[KC9ECI]

GOTTA be very........ Well, not very........How to say it and not get banned?.,,,, LOTTA TRAFFIC through those DOORS!

I'll say it. That cooter's gotta be wrecked. Must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

[NA4BH]

I'll say it. That cooter's gotta be wrecked. Must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

With that being said, you've never seen one in the junkyard. Have you?

[KG4CGC]

With that being said, you've never seen one in the junkyard. Have you?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/joan_rivers.jpg

[NA4BH]

Damn, you found two.

[kb2vxa]

Here I go with the bucket and mop again!

[W1GUH]

You mean nobody said it yet? Goodie....


Octopussy!

[W3WN]

You mean nobody said it yet? Goodie....


Octopussy!Don't do that. Ian Fleming's estate will sue.

[W3WN]

Come to think of it, didn't someone named Bobbit try to take the same approach to fame (as opposed to infamy) and fortune (hah!) after he ceased to be... a major news item or talking point (except when he was being mocked on Leno and Letterman)?

[WØTKX]

And Screech and his adult film saga as well...

[W1GUH]

Don't do that. Ian Fleming's estate will sue.

Well, OK...change that to...

Ach! Toe pussy!

[KJ3N]

Well, OK...change that to...

Ach! Toe pussy!

That's not camel toe, that's the Grand Canyon.

[wa6mhz]

I SURE like the things that can be said here on the Island!!! Imagine the SHOCK, HORROR and BANNING if this were said on ANOTHER forum!!!!

[W3WN]

I SURE like the things that can be said here on the Island!!! Imagine the SHOCK, HORROR and BANNING if this were said on ANOTHER forum!!!!We're all adults here.

As long as we treat each other with the respect each is due, well, there are many things that happen here that don't happen... off shore.

[W1GUH]

I SURE like the things that can be said here on the Island!!! Imagine the SHOCK, HORROR and BANNING if this were said on ANOTHER forum!!!!

Hi Pat. Enjoy the warmth of the Island's beaches - just watch out for the crabs. I think this calls for a round. Charles, you around? Could you please set us up?

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/de31fda0.jpg

[W1GUH]

And THEY don't have such a hospitable bartender! Thanks Charles. What'll ya have, Pat?

[wa6mhz]

My favorite FU-FU Drink is called a SUNTAN LOTION. Very full of coconut, pineapple and it will knock you out after a few! They have those at our Company Christmas party so I get one or 2 a year.
But they are as TASTY as a drink can get!!!

Thanks, Charles!!! I will have one of those!

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/636685dd.jpg

[NQ6U]

I SURE like the things that can be said here on the Island!!! Imagine the SHOCK, HORROR and BANNING if this were said on ANOTHER forum!!!!

You can't say "fuck" here, though. If you say "fuck" you'll really be fucked so don't say " fuck."

[wa6mhz]

I can't say "FUCK" in front of my wife either. After all, she IS a NUN!

[KG4CGC]

Unless you're speaking French and are talking about seals.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y56H3QrzIZU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y56H3QrzIZU


Might NSFW in some homes.

[kb2vxa]

If you miss that E2, aw Phuket.

[W3WN]

Oh, Shut the Front Door!

[w2amr]

I SURE like the things that can be said here on the Island!!! Imagine the SHOCK, HORROR and BANNING if this were said on ANOTHER forum!!!!After you have been here for a while, you get a new perspective of how bad it really is over there.

[K7SGJ]

After you have been here for a while, you get a new perspective of how bad it really is over there.

Yeah, it took me 20 minutes, and I'm slow.