KC2UGV

[N2CHX]

...is damn hot, a great kisser and knows how to get his freak on.

Just sayin'.

And I'm very, very sober. :snicker:

[NQ6U]

Oh boy, this thread promises to be a real Laff Riot. Where's the popcorn? :popcorn:

[W2NAP]

:popcorn:

this thread will deliver

[N8YX]

5296

[kf0rt]

Crowd forms across the street from the highrise.
Everyone is looking up at the ledge on the 10th floor.
"Jump!" they yell in unison.

:twisted: :rofl:

[N8YX]

Crowd forms across the street from the highrise.
Everyone is looking up at the ledge on the 10th floor.
"Jump!" they yell in unison.

:twisted: :rofl:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlq0lYB3iSM

[W1GUH]

Get a room!!!!!!

[K7SGJ]

FOTOS PLEASE

[W2NAP]

FOTOS PLEASE

pics or it didnt happen?

[K7SGJ]

pics or it didnt happen?

Yep. Videos even. We want to see action and movement. It's not too late for an Oscar (or an AVN) nomination.

[N2CHX]

Dayum, Corey! You're still recovering from last night? Did I break you?

[WØTKX]

http://www.toybasket.com.au/images/Twister2.jpg

[N8YX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaMu6NldFCw

[KC2UGV]

What the... I don't even...

But, yeah. Still recovering :)

[N2CHX]

What the... I don't even...

But, yeah. Still recovering :)

Hahahahahahaha!

[KC2UGV]

Now I gotta ask, wth did I do that I don't remember? ;p

[W7XF]

Well, I NEVER!!!!!! :neener:

[N8YX]

What the... I don't even...

But, yeah. Still recovering :)
http://www.chopperstickers.com/images/P/b0285.jpg

[W2NAP]

What the... I don't even...

But, yeah. Still recovering :)

lawls

[KC2UGV]

http://www.chopperstickers.com/images/P/b0285.jpg


That sounds oddly like how my morning started...

[W2NAP]

That sounds oddly like how my morning started...

well now.. i guess we know what happened

[KC2UGV]

Apparently, quite a bit of the evening was quite eventful; as it was related to me by another person just a few moments ago.

[N2CHX]

Well, I NEVER!!!!!! :neener:

Ha! I broke his hymen before you got a chance to! :twisted:

[N8YX]

Ha! I broke his hymen before you got a chance to! :twisted:
Sounds like someone's needle has indeed been pegged. :whistle:

[KG4CGC]

Hair of the dog?
Anyone?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/48179c29.jpg

[KC2UGV]

Ha! I broke his hymen before you got a chance to! :twisted:

I'm assuming that's a fuzzy part of the evening lol

[N2CHX]

I'm assuming that's a fuzzy part of the evening lol

Yeah actually, it was kinda fuzzy.

[WØTKX]

Ten cents a dance
It's the only price to pay
Why give 'em more
When it's only love for sale
Adam and Eve
It's the oldest game in town
Just a one way street
To a faded magazine

Kiss and tell
Money talks
It never lies
Kiss and tell
Give and take
eye for an eye

Fever, the heat of the night
Dreamer, stealer of sighs

One public face
In a private limousine
Flash photograph
It's the only light you see
No secret life
There's noe secret you can steal
Your lips are moving
But I will never know what they mean

Kiss and tell
Money talks
And love it burns
Kiss and tell
Give and take
We live and learn

Fever, the heart of the night
Dreamer, stealer of sighs

Kiss and tell
We never lie
Kiss and tell
Eye for an eye
Kiss and tell
Blood on a nail
Kiss and tell
Kiss me again

http://youtu.be/2ECpQFx2ALg


http://youtu.be/2ECpQFx2ALg

[N2CHX]

Hey, he dared me to post this. :snicker:

[N8YX]

Hey, he dared me to post this. :snicker:
Spin-the-bottle carryover into morning? Hell, OURS never lasted this long...

[KC2UGV]

Hey, he dared me to post this. :snicker:

I did?

smh... Must discuss the whole "Ignore Corey when he has been drinking" thing lol

[ki4itv]

man, how did I miss this for so long?:lol:

[N2CHX]

I did?

smh... Must discuss the whole "Ignore Corey when he has been drinking" thing lol

Oh I dunno, I didn't think you were *that* drunk :mrgreen:

[KC2UGV]

Oh I dunno, I didn't think you were *that* drunk :mrgreen:

It was the Jager Bombs...

[N2CHX]

It was the Jager Bombs...

Sure, always blame your indiscretions on the liquor. :wtf:

[KC2UGV]

Sure, always blame your indiscretions on the liquor. :wtf:

Plausible deniability. Am I doing it right? :wink:

[N2CHX]

Plausible deniability. Am I doing it right? :wink:

:snicker: That works. It was a good time last night. I have a pretty damn awesome circle of friends and I'm glad you & the fam are a part of it.

[W1GUH]

And there's a need to parade your private sex life in in front of us because?

[N2CHX]

And there's a need to parade your private sex life in in front of us because?

Oh for fuck's sake, get over it. It was a joke. We had a party and among other friends, Corey, his wife and two great kids were there. The rest of it is pretty much just a running joke. I have a couple of spare Sense O' Humor for sale cheap if you and anyone else here would like them. This place really trips me out sometimes, because you'll post pics of "Gretchen" and a lot of other stuff many women would find offensive and no one says a word, but you get your pink polka dot panties in a bunch over this? Pffffft! Man up and stop being such pussies.

[KC2UGV]

And there's a need to parade your private sex life in in front of us because?

Same reason one would parade their private medical issues in front of everyone?

"Lighten up Francis!" - Sgt. Hulka

[N8YX]

And there's a need to parade your private sex life in in front of us because?

'Cause we're all a bunch of voyagers? :chin:

[KG4CGC]

As seen on TV.
http://wtfzone.com/2010/your-moms-dildo-is-ready/

[kf0rt]

Hell. I was gonna give you both the coveted Sunday Morning Island Hangover Humor award.

And I'm still lookin' for a witty retort that involves Buffalo nightlife. ;)

[N2CHX]

Hell. I was gonna give you both the coveted Sunday Morning Island Hangover Humor award.

And I'm still lookin' for a witty retort that involves Buffalo nightlife. ;)

Well, like I said, there is *some* truth to it. :snicker:

[K7SGJ]

Hell. I was gonna give you both the coveted Sunday Morning Island Hangover Humor award.

And I'm still lookin' for a witty retort that involves Buffalo nightlife. ;)

Oh my, a buffalo? I didn't know they were in to THAT shit.

[W1GUH]

'Cause we're all a bunch of voyagers? :chin:

Hmmmm....OK...let me tell you about my awesome case of constipation today...and the trophy it produced! Sorry, no pix. Took me all day to convince it that it really wanted to leave.

[N8YX]

Hmmmm....OK...let me tell you about my awesome case of constipation today...and the trophy it produced! Sorry, no pix. Took me all day to convince it that it really wanted to leave.

Was there a christening ceremony involved?

Hull number?

[ab1ga]

Hmmmm....OK...let me tell you about my awesome case of constipation today...and the trophy it produced! Sorry, no pix. Took me all day to convince it that it really wanted to leave.

Like some kids!

[W1GUH]

Like some kids!

Felt like it! More satisfying than anything involving genitals! Like my pappy said..

[KG4CGC]

Was there a christening ceremony involved?

Hull number?

I bet there was a hellavu cleansing splash up!

[W1GUH]

Yup!

[N2CHX]

Maybe you should just cut to the chase and show us your pink polka dotted grannie panties.

[ab1ga]

Yup!

OM, I hope you didn't do that in your rent-stabilized building, rehabbed or not. The super is gonna take out a contract on you for that.
Now, if you had done that at work, on your last day...
Given the exotic nature of pets in NYC, at trip to Central Park might have worked, too. Passersby would have merely thought the sound was somebody being mauled and eaten.

;)

[KG4CGC]

Times when a heated air toilet would come in handy ...
.... that and when it's really cold.

[ab1ga]

Bartender, pour that man a tall glass of prune juice.

[N8YX]

Maybe you should just cut to the chase and show us your pink polka dotted grannie panties.

Oh, great. Now the jernt is turning into a friggin' fashion show!

[W3WN]

Man, I go away for the weekend, and this place goes to... Buffalo?

[ka8ncr]

I do believe this is the Island's first sex scandal.

There goes UGV's presidential aspirations.

[NA4BH]

Did it involve Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Smith? From Anytown USA?

[KA9MOT]

Maybe you should just cut to the chase and show us your pink polka dotted grannie panties.

I don't like polka dots! 5302

[ab1ga]

I don't like polka dots! 5302

Your polka dots are overlapping a bit, that's all.

[K7SGJ]

I don't like polka dots! 5302

I don't blame you. You'd look silly wearing them.

[KG4CGC]

Bartender, pour that man a tall glass of prune juice.
Pruno™ brand Sunshine juice! Coming right up!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/d342c1d2.jpg

And for those, ''heavy days.''

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/257cca49.jpg

[KG4CGC]

Oh, great. Now the jernt is turning into a friggin' fashion show!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/purchase-the-borat-book.jpg


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/bushdrag.jpg

[kf0rt]

Oh my, a buffalo? I didn't know they were in to THAT shit.

I was looking for something that involved lake winds and blowing.

It just wasn't coming.

So to speak.

[kf0rt]

Oh, great. Now the jernt is turning into a friggin' fashion show!

You don't wanna see the Island fashion show.

[K7SGJ]

I was looking for something that involved lake winds and blowing.

It just wasn't coming.

So to speak.


Cue the ten foot pole and/or the three foot check.

[kf0rt]

Cue the ten foot pole and/or the three foot check.

Let loose, Eddie. You know you want to. :rofl:

[K7SGJ]

Let loose, Eddie. You know you want to. :rofl:

I really can't. I have an image to uphold. :roll:

[KG4CGC]

Cue the ten foot pole <snip>
How about what started it all?
A giant
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/212332156_d16a81e159.jpg

[KB3LAZ]

Maybe you should just cut to the chase and show us your pink polka dotted grannie panties.

Back in high school when I was still known to drink, I once got kicked out of walmart for taking a pair of pink panties with black polka dots and wearing them like a mask. My party found it amusing, the workers did not.

Over the last 7 years or so I have grown boring.

[KG4CGC]

While I'm here ....
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-agonizing-sex-injuries-record/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

[W1GUH]

I do believe this is the Island's first sex scandal.

There goes UGV's presidential aspirations.

Maybe not. Don't seem to be trying to keep it quiet can't be any of those "leaks" -- it's all out in the open. Besides, either one would make a much better president!

[W1GUH]

Pruno™ brand Sunshine juice! Coming right up!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/d342c1d2.jpg

And for those, ''heavy days.''

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/257cca49.jpg

Thanks, Charles -- I needed that!

[K7SGJ]

Back in high school when I was still known to drink, I once got kicked out of walmart for taking a pair of pink panties with black polka dots and wearing them like a mask. My party found it amusing, the workers did not.

Over the last 7 years or so I have grown boring.

The fact you had them on your head wasn't the problem. You should have waited until the yl took them off.

[W3WN]

Did it involve Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Smith? From Anytown USA?Possibly.

Until you know for sure...

You can sit here in the waiting room, or wait here in the sitting room. Or are you looking for the same old place?

[KG4CGC]

Strap-On is hiring.
http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2010/04/07/top-10-companies-hiring/?ncid=webmail9

And now, a song!

http://www.mediafire.com/?oam41fjo7bit1kz

You'll have to, uh, download it.

[WØTKX]

And I'm still lookin' for a witty retort that involves Buffalo nightlife. ;)

I've heard about Rollerskating inna Buffalo Herd... kinda surreal... :chin:

http://youtu.be/uTATLqHpyfw


http://youtu.be/uTATLqHpyfw

[W7XF]

I wonder how many nanoseconds this thread would last over yonder???

[N8YX]

I wonder how many nanoseconds this thread would last over yonder???

Wouldn't make it to a Brazilian, that's for sure.

[KC2UGV]

I do believe this is the Island's first sex scandal.

There goes UGV's presidential aspirations.

It's only a scandal when nobody knows about it, not when it's freely admitted lol

[WX7P]

I've heard about Rollerskating inna Buffalo Herd... kinda surreal... :chin:

http://youtu.be/uTATLqHpyfw


http://youtu.be/uTATLqHpyfw

Lawrence Welk at the beginning of an acid trip.

Faux Go-Go dancers?

You didn't NEED to tell me Roger Miller wrote that...

[W1GUH]

It's only a scandal when nobody knows about it, not when it's freely admitted lol

Exactly!!

:yes::agree::cheers:

[WØTKX]

This thread proves it. The Island is sexier than HamSexy. :omg:

[ki4itv]

This thread proves it. The Island is sexier than HamSexy. :omg:
If I remember correctly, we still haven't reached their level of raunchy. Been a while. :lol:

[WØTKX]

http://youtu.be/KSSOFlbvr3E


http://youtu.be/KSSOFlbvr3E

http://youtu.be/JaJ69R7jfro


http://youtu.be/JaJ69R7jfro

[N8YX]

This thread proves it. The Island is sexier than HamSexy. :omg:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

[W1GUH]

If I remember correctly, we still haven't reached their level of raunchy. Been a while. :lol:

Hope nobody takes that as a challenge or a dare. That happens to the Island... I'm outta here.

[ab1ga]

Hope nobody takes that as a challenge or a dare. That happens to the Island... I'm outta here.

Don't do that, we'd lose half our ham radio threads!

[W3WN]

I wonder how many nanoseconds this thread would last over yonder???Not many. By the time you'd get the gauge to measure out, the lock would have gotten cold.

[KC2UGV]

Not many. By the time you'd get the gauge to measure out, the lock would have gotten cold.

I don't even think it would have gotten the lock... Just *POOF*!

[W1GUH]

Don't do that, we'd lose half our ham radio threads!

Oh...OK...convinced me!

[KG4CGC]

People have junk whether they like it or not.
Please everyone, don't be askeered of junk.

[ki4itv]

Hope nobody takes that as a challenge or a dare. That happens to the Island... I'm outta here.

Agreed. Not a challenge folks!

[KG4CGC]

Agreed. Not a challenge folks!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/richard_simmons_2.jpg

[KJ3N]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/richard_simmons_2.jpg

And here I thought he was just springing out of one of his closets..... :snicker:

[WØTKX]

Hope nobody takes that as a challenge or a dare. That happens to the Island... I'm outta here.

We ain't raunchy, just a little wild... slippery, slidey, and rumpus. ;)

Which, just like this music, make a person smile. :-D

http://youtu.be/ubi9C_v6bIM



http://youtu.be/ubi9C_v6bIM

[N2CHX]

This thread proves it. The Island is sexier than HamSexy. :omg:

That's because I still grace it with my presence. Now bark like a dog or I'll whip you and kick you with my hooker boot.

[W7XF]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/richard_simmons_2.jpg

:vomit: :yuck: :vomit:

...as I lose my lunch over just seeing that wannabe queen.....

[N2CHX]

:vomit: :yuck: :vomit:

...as I lose my lunch over just seeing that wannabe queen.....

Did someone say queen?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irp8CNj9qBI

[W7XF]

<gets out breathalyzer and checks Kelli's BAC>.....methinks Kelli is still drunk xD

ETA: Kelli.... I'd go str8 before I'd even consider Mz. Richard Simmons xD

[N2CHX]

<gets out breathalyzer and checks Kelli's BAC>.....methinks Kelli is still drunk xD

ETA: Kelli.... I'd go str8 before I'd even consider Mz. Richard Simmons xD

I always got a kick out of his.... flamboyance. But definitely not my type -- I'd turn completely lez if I had to choose between living with him or another woman. Love my hubs, who is both very handsome and a lot more normal than I am XD.

[WØTKX]

That's because I still grace it with my presence. Now bark like a dog or I'll whip you and kick you with my hooker boot.

I have my own conflicted angel to deal with, Mistress, and she is always looking for the perfect red boot. :roll:

[N8YX]

I have my own conflicted angel to deal with, Mistress, and she is always looking for the perfect red boot. :roll:

Ambiance.
Priscilla's/Cirilla's.
Frederick's.
Shirley of Hollywood.

There are a couple more and I'll add them upon recollection.

[N2CHX]

I have my own conflicted angel to deal with, Mistress, and she is always looking for the perfect red boot. :roll:

Sounds like you found the perfect woman :p

[N7YA]

5305


Say Sumpin!! Can you party like THIS guy?

[ab1ga]

Is that Burt?

[N2CHX]

5305


Say Sumpin!! Can you party like THIS guy?

Hahahahahaha! Nice. The blow-up sheep is such a nice touch.

[kf0rt]

Hahahahahaha! Nice. The blow-up sheep is such a nice touch.

That's a sheep? I thought it was a pig.

[N2CHX]

That's a sheep? I thought it was a pig.

I wasn't sure, studied it a bit and decided on sheep. Pigs are pink. Sheep are white. That thing looks white. Of course, the fishnets make it difficult to focus without laughing.

[NA4BH]

Pigs change color when they're porked

[K7SGJ]

Pigs change color when they're porked

First hand knowledge?

[K7SGJ]

Sheep, pigs, buffalo, Richard Simmons, Burt, hell, this thread's got something for just about everyone.

[W1GUH]

People have junk whether they like it or not.
Please everyone, don't be askeered of junk.

Good words, Charles, and adds a perspective I hadn't seen. Hmmmm....maybe there's hope for this OF after all! Have a ball!

[W1GUH]

Sheep, pigs, buffalo, Richard Simmons, Burt, hell, this thread's got something for just about everyone.

Hey! Don't forget my trophy! I was proud of that...took me all day.

[KG4CGC]

Good words, Charles, and adds a perspective I hadn't seen. Hmmmm....maybe there's hope for this OF after all! Have a ball!

There are a couple of categories of religious types that are prevalent in America.
1) Those that hold their junk in the highest esteem and consider it more holy that even themselves.
2) Those that would just assume cut off everyone's junk at birth except to keep a few on hand for breeding purposes only.
There are variations on the two but I think this covers the basic point.
BTW, respect your junk.

[hamsmtnchic]

I have my own conflicted angel to deal with, Mistress, and she is always looking for the perfect red boot. :roll:

I am still looking for the perfedt red boots so I can complete my conflicted angel outfit Master.

[KG4CGC]

Are we talking "fire engine" red or "blood" red?
Perhaps some variations of the above choices.

[W1GUH]

There are a couple of categories of religious types that are prevalent in America.
1) Those that hold their junk in the highest esteem and consider it more holy that even themselves.
2) Those that would just assume cut off everyone's junk at birth except to keep a few on hand for breeding purposes only.
There are variations on the two but I think this covers the basic point.
BTW, respect your junk.

My junk is no more, no less then any other part of me. It's all the same.

[NA4BH]

First hand knowledge?

They never proved it, did they Charles?

[KG4CGC]

They never proved it, did they Charles?

Oh, they have plenty of proof.
Proof right here.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/001/beck-blackboard-blank.jpg

[W3WN]

5305


Say Sumpin!! Can you party like THIS guy?That must have been one heck of a bet he lost...

[W3WN]

Sheep, pigs, buffalo, Richard Simmons, Burt, hell, this thread's got something for just about everyone.All we need is a taco and a Bell APU.

[N5RLR]

I do believe this is the Island's first sex scandal.

There goes UGV's presidential aspirations.
Didn't stop Herman or Newt, did it? [Aspirations, not necessarily outcome.] ;)


If I remember correctly, we still haven't reached [Hamsexy's] level of raunchy...
Comparing Hamsexy to "raunchy" is like comparing a stick figure to Grey's Anatomy. Just saying. :lol:

[NA4BH]

Comparing Hamsexy to "raunchy" is like comparing a stick figure to Grey's Anatomy. Just saying. :lol:

The book or the TV show? LOL

[W3WN]

The book or the TV show? LOLYes.

[n6hcm]

pics or it didnt happen?

yah, this.