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NQ6U
01-28-2012, 08:43 PM
Don't ya just hate it when that happens?


Entertainment for Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding buck’s party was inspired by that famous scene of the woman expelling the ping pong balls in the comedy film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. But this time the projectiles were not little celluloid objects but something rather more solid. And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, found himself in the firing line. As the Rupert Murdoch ownedNorthern Territory News reports this morning, Mr Skumavc was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy – measuring about 12cm in length.

Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane.

Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party. He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.

“It wasn’t a strong shot (when it hit me in the head),” he said. “It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle. She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other,” he said. “Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding. It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead. “She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine … then I touched my forehead and there was blood.”

Mr Skumavc had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail. “I don’t have a massive experience with dildos,” he said.

The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive. “People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury),” he said.




http://blogs.crikey.com.au/thestump/2011/02/12/best-man-left-bleeding-after-being-hit-in-head-by-flying-dildo/

K7SGJ
01-28-2012, 08:50 PM
What a pussy. The guy the guy.

VE7DCW
01-28-2012, 09:37 PM
All I can say is .......... WTF?? :wtf: :rofl:

KG4CGC
01-28-2012, 09:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzJyHigCvDM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzJyHigCvDM&feature=related

kb2vxa
01-29-2012, 12:13 AM
Florida has the Weekly World News and Northern Territory has its NT News...
But it was delivered a year late.

K7SGJ
01-29-2012, 11:05 AM
Florida has the Weekly World News and Northern Territory has its NT News...
But it was delivered a year late.

He looks cockeyed.

KG4CGC
01-29-2012, 01:01 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/402276_2245445034735_1806428804_1435130_179517320_ n.jpg

HUGH
01-29-2012, 03:02 PM
Funny, I thought the Australians used boomerangs.

K7SGJ
01-29-2012, 04:18 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/402276_2245445034735_1806428804_1435130_179517320_ n.jpg

That ought to spin the piss out of the power meter.

NQ6U
01-29-2012, 04:22 PM
That ought to spin the piss out of the power meter.

You kiddin'? It's big enough to have it's own nuclear power generation system built in.

K7SGJ
01-29-2012, 04:24 PM
You kiddin'? It's big enough to have it's own nuclear power generation system built in.

Hello

Probably an APU?

KG4CGC
01-29-2012, 05:54 PM
Hello

Probably an APU?

It will have to be repainted.

VE7DCW
01-30-2012, 01:00 AM
Hello

Probably an APU?

Now thats funny!! :rofl:

NA4BH
01-30-2012, 03:50 PM
I guess the guy didn't see it coming...............

W7XF
01-30-2012, 05:41 PM
Hello.

If it comes with tacos, I'll sit on it.

Cowthief.

VE7DCW
01-30-2012, 09:11 PM
Hello.

If it comes with tacos, I'll sit on it.

Cowthief.

This now begs the Island should be having a Cowthief appreciation day ...... :rofl:

kb2vxa
01-30-2012, 09:22 PM
Can I bring the dog?

NA4BH
01-30-2012, 11:13 PM
Can I bring the dog?

WOW!!! That's a picture of the rare New England Dick Pooch :clap: