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KG4CGC
01-23-2012, 03:09 PM
This goes here and it ain't no joke folks. I'll save further commentary for after you've viewed this, this, this .... News Piece.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/01/23/man-smuggles-10-inch-gun-into-jail-up-his-rectum/?xrs=synd_facebook&fb_comment_id=fbc_278313152232722_2951686_27839284 8891419

NA4BH
01-23-2012, 03:39 PM
If he farted he could put a hole through a big block engine.

K7SGJ
01-23-2012, 03:41 PM
You'll put your eye out.

W5GA
01-23-2012, 05:26 PM
I've heard of projectile vomiting, but this is new and exciting!

WØTKX
01-23-2012, 05:35 PM
Tosh is even edgier than Carlos Mencia. Especially in a V-neck.

W4RLR
01-23-2012, 07:11 PM
Gives new meaning to what my father used to say after he would let a fart fly: "Who fired that shot?"

KC2UGV
01-23-2012, 08:08 PM
OWWW!

KG4CGC
01-23-2012, 08:51 PM
This is no small feat. He could have killed himself based on tissue damage alone, not EVEN to mention accidental discharge assuming it was loaded ... which I am.
Again folks, People have DIED from inserting objects in their rectums. I've dated an ER nurse in past. I've heard stories of what comes in the door on 3rd shift. Is it any wonder doctors and nurses have such a morbid sense of humor?

NA4BH
01-23-2012, 08:58 PM
So you're saying he's lucky he didn't end up half cocked?

WA4TM
01-23-2012, 09:13 PM
Sounds to me like he would have room to be fully "cocked"!!!!

KG4CGC
01-23-2012, 09:15 PM
So you're saying he's lucky he didn't end up half cocked?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/funnygif.gif

W4RLR
01-24-2012, 12:04 AM
This reminds me of the old joke about the guy that fell in to his girlfriend's vagina, where he met a previous boyfriend who had also fallen in. He offered to help the other guy find his way out, when the other guy replied "strike a match so I can find my keys and we can DRIVE out!"

KA9MOT
01-24-2012, 12:40 AM
Sounds to me like he would have room to be fully "cocked"!!!!

Double cocked!

kb2vxa
01-24-2012, 01:03 AM
Now put that down and wash your hands, you don't know where it's been!

w2amr
01-29-2012, 04:20 AM
If he farted he could put a hole through a big block engine.Pull my finger!

n2ize
02-02-2012, 11:32 AM
This story makes no sense. Version 1 - This guy is an inmate but he's out driving a car with a gun in his ass ? Version 2 - He is not an yet inmate but he's got a gun up his ass and he's driving 90 mph to draw the attention of the cops and then when he finally gets pulled over he makes sure he gets arrested by not cooperating ?

In either case this guy should be sitting in a nuthouse. He is obviously not right in the head as well as extremely stupid.

The only other possibility, someone in the North Carolina Highway Patrol has a sick sense of humor and just played one hell of a practical joke.