Sh*t Gun

[KG4CGC]

This goes here and it ain't no joke folks. I'll save further commentary for after you've viewed this, this, this .... News Piece.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/01/23/man-smuggles-10-inch-gun-into-jail-up-his-rectum/?xrs=synd_facebook&fb_comment_id=fbc_278313152232722_2951686_27839284 8891419

[NA4BH]

If he farted he could put a hole through a big block engine.

[K7SGJ]

You'll put your eye out.

[W5GA]

I've heard of projectile vomiting, but this is new and exciting!

[WØTKX]

Tosh is even edgier than Carlos Mencia. Especially in a V-neck.

[W4RLR]

Gives new meaning to what my father used to say after he would let a fart fly: "Who fired that shot?"

[KC2UGV]

OWWW!

[KG4CGC]

This is no small feat. He could have killed himself based on tissue damage alone, not EVEN to mention accidental discharge assuming it was loaded ... which I am.
Again folks, People have DIED from inserting objects in their rectums. I've dated an ER nurse in past. I've heard stories of what comes in the door on 3rd shift. Is it any wonder doctors and nurses have such a morbid sense of humor?

[NA4BH]

So you're saying he's lucky he didn't end up half cocked?

[WA4TM]

Sounds to me like he would have room to be fully "cocked"!!!!

[KG4CGC]

So you're saying he's lucky he didn't end up half cocked?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/funnygif.gif

[W4RLR]

This reminds me of the old joke about the guy that fell in to his girlfriend's vagina, where he met a previous boyfriend who had also fallen in. He offered to help the other guy find his way out, when the other guy replied "strike a match so I can find my keys and we can DRIVE out!"

[KA9MOT]

Sounds to me like he would have room to be fully "cocked"!!!!

Double cocked!

[kb2vxa]

Now put that down and wash your hands, you don't know where it's been!

[w2amr]

If he farted he could put a hole through a big block engine.Pull my finger!

[n2ize]

This story makes no sense. Version 1 - This guy is an inmate but he's out driving a car with a gun in his ass ? Version 2 - He is not an yet inmate but he's got a gun up his ass and he's driving 90 mph to draw the attention of the cops and then when he finally gets pulled over he makes sure he gets arrested by not cooperating ?

In either case this guy should be sitting in a nuthouse. He is obviously not right in the head as well as extremely stupid.

The only other possibility, someone in the North Carolina Highway Patrol has a sick sense of humor and just played one hell of a practical joke.