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kb2crk
01-10-2012, 08:14 AM
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry. I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?

K7SGJ
01-10-2012, 08:51 AM
It's finally cum to this?

KJ3N
01-10-2012, 10:05 AM
Posted on FB. :rofl:

WØTKX
01-10-2012, 10:58 AM
Yea. But your callsign here is in lower case? Just sayin'. :stickpoke:

KG4CGC
01-10-2012, 04:04 PM
It's those tiny keyboards and the lack of an actual shift key.

ki4itv
01-10-2012, 05:59 PM
Posted on FB. :rofl:

Yep, I as well...

w3bny
01-11-2012, 01:36 PM
Incestuous animal pr0nz...its a sad thing.

w3bny
01-11-2012, 01:41 PM
The Family that NEIGHS Together....

Aunt WHINNY is at it again...

kb2vxa
01-11-2012, 04:36 PM
Next you'll be picking on my old school quotes rather than using the board function.

It's one thing to know it but another to admit
I'm a grumpy old bastid
But I don't give a....

You know that you adore me
Up yours, up mine
But up everybody's that takes time -
But I'm working on it
Working on it (Ooh)

K7SGJ
02-18-2012, 01:13 PM
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry. I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?



Another reason why sentence structure is important.

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, 'Debra, I've never done this before but.... I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'

VE7DCW
02-19-2012, 01:37 AM
Another reason why sentence structure is important.

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, 'Debra, I've never done this before but.... I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'

Serves that boss right....... :spin: :rofl: