Capitalization

[kb2crk]

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry. I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?

[K7SGJ]

It's finally cum to this?

[KJ3N]

Posted on FB. :rofl:

[WØTKX]

Yea. But your callsign here is in lower case? Just sayin'. :stickpoke:

[KG4CGC]

It's those tiny keyboards and the lack of an actual shift key.

[ki4itv]

Posted on FB. :rofl:

Yep, I as well...

[w3bny]

Incestuous animal pr0nz...its a sad thing.

[w3bny]

The Family that NEIGHS Together....

Aunt WHINNY is at it again...

[kb2vxa]

Next you'll be picking on my old school quotes rather than using the board function.

It's one thing to know it but another to admit
I'm a grumpy old bastid
But I don't give a....

You know that you adore me
Up yours, up mine
But up everybody's that takes time -
But I'm working on it
Working on it (Ooh)

[K7SGJ]

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry. I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?



Another reason why sentence structure is important.

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, 'Debra, I've never done this before but.... I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'

[VE7DCW]

Another reason why sentence structure is important.

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, 'Debra, I've never done this before but.... I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'

Serves that boss right....... :spin: :rofl: