Smart student answers gaining him an F

[PA5COR]

ANSWERS OF A SMART STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN THE EXAM

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

[W2NAP]

should have been 100%

[XE1/N5AL]

Thanks, that was good!

I had a crazy high school chemistry teacher who gave 20 question true-false tests. If you answered the question right, you earned 5 points. Wrong answers caused a deduction of 5 points. Unanswered questions did not affect the test grade.
There was this genus kid in our class who sometimes answered every true-false question incorrectly. The teacher would still give him a 100, claiming that a student who could answer every single question wrongly must really know what he is doing. But, the teacher warned, if the student were to ever answer just one question correctly, he would receive a grade of "minus 90" for his efforts!

[KB3LAZ]

If we answered like that in high school we had one teacher that would have given a D but passing simply for creativity.

[KG4CGC]

If we answered like that in high school we had one teacher that would have given a D but passing simply for creativity.

Would have earned us a write and detention.

[KB3LAZ]

Would have earned us a write and detention.

Never had detention...never had so much as a parking ticket. :P

[KG4CGC]

Never had detention...never had so much as a parking ticket. :PThat's right!

[WA4TM]

Hell, my major was detention!!!!

[KG4CGC]

We got janitorial detention. It was a racket.

[KB3LAZ]

Hell, my major was detention!!!!

In high school I liked study hall. So much so that I had 5 periods of study hall both my JR and SR year. :D Most kids considered study hall as in school detention but I like to read plus they did away with work release before I got into high school. I didnt have much else to do, aside from Math, English, and history (required each year) I had enough credits to graduate my 10th grade year. Lol what else could I do? Our electives were less than desirable.

[N7RJD]

...they did away with work release before I got into high school.

Probably just as well. Work Release is a prison program. :rofl:

[KB3LAZ]

Probably just as well. Work Release is a prison program. :rofl:

To a teenage student high school is prison.

[kb2vxa]

That's what we called it.

This reminds me of a question I posed my English class once, nobody could answer it. Let's see if you're smarter than a 5th grader... or a bunch of HS kids. Why wouldn't break the saw? Hint: remember this was an English class.

[KJ3N]

We got janitorial detention. It was a racket.

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