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W1GUH
12-13-2011, 03:14 PM
Share and share alike!!!

Patients Get Bottles, Cell Phones, Buzz Lightyear Stuck Inside (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/patients-bottles-cell-phones-buzz-lightyear-stuck-inside/story?id=15124289#.TuexdvKwWNU)

Just gotta be a slow day at ABC.

W2NAP
12-13-2011, 03:51 PM
lol 1st thing i think of is jackass "he has a car up his bum"

I do recall hearing a med run on the scanner long ago about a woman having a cucumber stuck up her.... you know.

KG4CGC
12-13-2011, 04:44 PM
People have died from that. Most of them in Texas.

KG4CGC
12-13-2011, 04:45 PM
"When you looked at his x-ray, they were looking at you, like a totem pole," Vilke said. OK. That thar is funny.

NQ6U
12-13-2011, 05:06 PM
I had a friend who was an ER nurse. He told some hair-raising stories about objects getting stuck where they had no business being inserted in the first place.

WØTKX
12-13-2011, 08:48 PM
To Infinity and Beyond? :omg:

WX7P
12-13-2011, 09:00 PM
People have died from that. Most of them in Texas.

They were all in love with dying, coming down the mountain...

KJ3N
12-13-2011, 09:01 PM
Share and share alike!!!

Patients Get Bottles, Cell Phones, Buzz Lightyear Stuck Inside (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/patients-bottles-cell-phones-buzz-lightyear-stuck-inside/story?id=15124289#.TuexdvKwWNU)

Just gotta be a slow day at ABC.

Armageddon!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

W1GUH
12-13-2011, 10:11 PM
:rofl: in spite of myself.


So...why would you want to wrap a gerbil entirely with duck tape?

So it doesn't explode when you...well, you know.

What the hey. If ya see a gutter, get in it!

KG4CGC
12-13-2011, 10:17 PM
I had a friend who was an ER nurse. He told some hair-raising stories about objects getting stuck where they had no business being inserted in the first place.

Was she a petite redhead? I think I dated her.

K7SGJ
12-14-2011, 08:48 AM
Armageddon!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug


That is just so wrong. Funny as hell, just wrong. Thanks for the laugh.

KB3LAZ
12-14-2011, 04:44 PM
Strait or gay, front or back, why in the hell do people put things in holes that dont belong there? What happened to using your built in tools for sex? No no honey this isnt big enough let me go buy a python....Posts like this make me feel normal.

KG4CGC
12-14-2011, 04:57 PM
I had a friend who was an ER nurse. He told some hair-raising stories about objects getting stuck where they had no business being inserted in the first place.

Oh. Now I see you said he. So no. I probably didn't date that particular nurse.
I dated a nurse, petite redhead who spent a few years in the ER, 3rd shift.
And we wonder where they get their morbid sense of humor from.

kb2vxa
12-14-2011, 07:33 PM
Some forget KINK rule number one: Unless you're absolutely sure you can get it out, don't put it in.

n2ize
12-15-2011, 12:21 AM
What is even crazier about these objects ending up in places they don't belong is the excuses people make up for how they got their.

KG4CGC
12-15-2011, 01:14 AM
What is even crazier about these objects ending up in places they don't belong is the excuses people make up for how they got their.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo

W1GUH
12-15-2011, 08:48 AM
Strait or gay, front or back, why in the hell do people put things in holes that dont belong there? What happened to using your built in tools for sex? No no honey this isnt big enough let me go buy a python....Posts like this make me feel normal.

What you said! WTF?

WØTKX
12-15-2011, 04:02 PM
Plenty of safe toys if you must. Beads, anyone? :wtf:

W7XF
12-24-2011, 06:01 PM
They were all in love with dying, coming down the mountain...

YAY!!! Classic Butthole Surfers!!! (Name of the track is "Pepper")

KG4CGC
12-24-2011, 07:34 PM
YAY!!! Classic Butthole Surfers!!! (Name of the track is "Pepper")

I'd rename it Palin or Perry just for the lulz factor and maybe for the Broke Back jacket Perry just "happen" to wear recently.