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WA4TM
12-12-2011, 05:06 PM
Prostate check-up...


An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check
your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.


The old guy obeys and says,"99".

The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".

Again, the old guy says, '99'."

The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it
out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" ....


Remember this is JUST a silly joke!!!!

KG4CGC
12-12-2011, 05:44 PM
What single word describes laughing and throwing up at the same time?

N8YX
12-12-2011, 05:50 PM
What single word describes laughing and throwing up at the same time?

Gingrich?

KG4CGC
12-12-2011, 06:06 PM
Gingrich?
Good one!
The answer we were looking for was, "upchuckling."

W3WN
12-12-2011, 07:15 PM
What single word describes laughing and throwing up at the same time?Santorum?

K7SGJ
12-12-2011, 07:53 PM
Blarffing?

KG4CGC
12-12-2011, 07:57 PM
Santorum?
Wrong end.

KG4CGC
12-12-2011, 07:57 PM
Blarffing?

Gray area on that one.

W3WN
12-12-2011, 10:56 PM
Santorum?Wrong end.Yeah, I know, I read Dan Savage's column in the free paper every week. Livens up a dull lunch hour.

I was just thinking of the ex-Senator's Presidential run. Suffice to say... there's a reason that the state of PA voted the dimwit out of office. Well, that, and the power of the name Bob Casey in this state.

w0aew
12-12-2011, 11:11 PM
I'm offended that I don't get it.

N8YX
12-13-2011, 05:48 AM
I'm offended that I don't get it.

See Nurse Ratched. She'll fix ya right up.

W3WN
12-13-2011, 09:20 AM
I'm offended that I don't get it.Which part?