Butt wipe

[kc7jty]

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11622596&search=toilet+paper&Mo=23&cm_re=1_en-_-Top_Left_Nav-_-Top_search&lang=en-US&Nr=P_CatalogName:BC&Sp=S&N=5000043&whse=BC&Dx=mode+matchallpartial&Ntk=Text_Search&Dr=P_CatalogName:BC&Ne=4000000&D=toilet+paper&Ntt=toilet+paper&No=0&Ntx=mode+matchallpartial&Nty=1&topnav=&s=1

$5.50 a roll!!?? ​GTFO!

[ki4itv]

expensive shit.

[W5GA]

I think you'll find that those rolls are about 18" across.

[kc7jty]

I think you'll find that those rolls are about 18" across.
Thank god! I was thinking I would have to start turning the stuff inside out to get more use.

[WØTKX]

http://encyclopedia.toiletpaperworld.com/

http://www.toiletpaperworld.com/images/info/KCC17713.JPG1.49 a roll. Sold in a case of 60.

http://www.toiletpaperworld.com/product.aspx?strSku=KCC%2017713

[X-Rated]

Then there's the bidet. (http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/category.jsp?category=15)

[NQ6U]

1000' per roll. That will take care of a lot of shit.

[PA5COR]

Just bought 24 pack for 4.95 euro's tripple layer and 500 sheets a roll.

Damn, stuff is not cheap at your side of the pond...

[n6hcm]

that stuff is meant for industrial locations wher ethere's lots of poop and not so much time to replace empty rolls.

[kc7jty]

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[W3MIV]

that stuff is meant for industrial locations wher ethere's lots of poop and not so much time to replace empty rolls.

Like our Political Forum, maybe? :mrgreen:

[KJ3N]

Like our Political Forum, maybe? :mrgreen:

That made me LAF. :snicker:

[N6YG]

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11622596&search=toilet+paper&Mo=23&cm_re=1_en-_-Top_Left_Nav-_-Top_search&lang=en-US&Nr=P_CatalogName:BC&Sp=S&N=5000043&whse=BC&Dx=mode+matchallpartial&Ntk=Text_Search&Dr=P_CatalogName:BC&Ne=4000000&D=toilet+paper&Ntt=toilet+paper&No=0&Ntx=mode+matchallpartial&Nty=1&topnav=&s=1

$5.50 a roll!!?? ​GTFO!


Those aren't your everyday household TP rolls which if I remember correctly are only about 65 feet per roll. The rolls you linked to are extra large commercial rolls which are 1000 feet per roll or 6000 feet per case which is equal to about 92 normal household rolls for only $32. So It's actually much cheaper then most of the stuff people buy for home use. In fact that's the same stuff we used at the restaurant and the Granite shop. They go in a big ugly tamper proof dispenser.

[W1GUH]

Problem with those big rolls is the didn't do a tensile-strength vs. angular momemtum analysis. EVERY ONE I've used had the problem that you had to unwind the TP by rolling the roll...just pulling just pulled off a sheet or two. OTOH, it IS nice to be assured of the proper equipment to finish the job!

[W1GUH]

that stuff is meant for industrial locations wher ethere's lots of poop and not so much time to replace empty rolls.

Sounds like a management situation to me!

[K7SGJ]

The wrapper says it's made for big assholes.

[W3MIV]

The wrapper says it's made for big assholes.

Should sell well hereabouts. ;)

[K7SGJ]

As a public service, a lifetime supply has been provided to congress.

[W5GA]

Problem with those big rolls is the didn't do a tensile-strength vs. angular momemtum analysis. EVERY ONE I've used had the problem that you had to unwind the TP by rolling the roll...just pulling just pulled off a sheet or two. OTOH, it IS nice to be assured of the proper equipment to finish the job!
It's a cost saving measure...
Complete the cycle by using just one sheet. Fold the sheet into 1/4's, and tear off the folded corner. Use the sheet with your middle finger through the hole created. Use the torn off corner to clean under your finger nail.
This would be the corporate approved method.

[W3MIV]

This certainly has turned into another shitty thread.

[K7SGJ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZNMjknWMr8&feature=related

[n2ize]

Sounds like a management situation to me!

Tha'ts what we said a long time ago when I was working in a supermarket. They told us to go sweep out the bathroom downstairs in the basement. I walk in there and a split second later I walk out... There was actual shit on the floor out of the toilet !! As I walked away I said, "this is a job for the manager".

[W7XF]

Can we just flush this thread?

[NQ6U]

Can we just flush this thread?

Seeing how it's already in the crapper and all.

[K7SGJ]

Whats all the commodetion?

[ki4itv]

Starting to look like a floater actually.

[ki4itv]

Whats all the commodetion?

We can't seem to flush this turd.

[K7SGJ]

We can't seem to flush this turd.


No shit.

[W1GUH]

May as well gold plate it.

[K7SGJ]

Check this out.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/11/26/national/a141850S70.DTL&tsp=1

[VE7DCW]

We can't seem to flush this turd.


O.K. ...... enough of this crap already!! :awww:

[W5GA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_aBzrV37M

[W1GUH]

While we're on the subject...and maybe in hopes of squelcing it? Nah...couldn't happen with our favorite subject.



Had the biggest dump of my life last night -- very glad to have had a plumber's friend right next to the bowl; also that it didn't overflow.

[K7SGJ]

:clap::clap::clap:

You did look a little flushed.

[W1GUH]

[blushing with pride!]

[K7SGJ]

I take it this wasn't your first.

[W1GUH]

Yep. The first time ever I clogged the plumbing.

[K7SGJ]

Shoulda saved it for someones stocking. :yuck:

[WØTKX]

Did you name it?

[kf0rt]

Or get pictures?

[WA4TM]

Or get pictures?


Yeah,,, Pictures or it didn't happen!!!!:mrgreen:

[K7SGJ]

Hard to focus with that typhon thing going on.

[K7SGJ]

Actually, didn't typhon play for Detroit?

[W1GUH]

:wall::bbh::omg:

[WØTKX]

:lol:

Compared to other threads of late, me likey this one... even with the bad smell. :mrgreen:

[W1GUH]

:lol:

Compared to other threads of late, me likey this one... even with the bad smell. :mrgreen:

THAT was the best part!

But....better clogged plumbing than plugged me.