Working out

[Happy_Hamer]

Advice for an old guy...

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I was working out in the gym when
I spotted a sweet young thing...


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I asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked me up and down and said

"try the ATM in the lobby."

[N8YX]

Gravity is the weakest, yet the most persistent force in the cosmos. One can only imagine what it'll do to those implants when their host reaches geezer age...

[kb2vxa]

...bending the top rail of her walker.

[K7SGJ]

I'm sure she'll get some support; from every swing dick in the hood.

[kb2vxa]

I don't know WHY I pictured her spinning on a turntable, WATT's wrong with me?