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11-10-2011, 10:43 AM
Three gentlemen walk into an old-time country store. The person behind the counter is a very pretty and friendly young lady fashionably attired in a well-fitting mini-skirt.
The first gentleman asks for a loaf of raisin bread. As it turned out, that was on the top shelf, so the young lady went and brought the ladder over, climbed up, got the bread and climbed down. All the while the three gentlemen were admiring the view.
After she rang up the first order, the second gentleman asked for a loaf of raisin bread. So the young lady climbed back to get his order. But this this time, she looked down and asked the third gentleman, who was up there in age, if his was raisin, too.
He replied, "No, but it's twitchin a mite."
The first gentleman asks for a loaf of raisin bread. As it turned out, that was on the top shelf, so the young lady went and brought the ladder over, climbed up, got the bread and climbed down. All the while the three gentlemen were admiring the view.
After she rang up the first order, the second gentleman asked for a loaf of raisin bread. So the young lady climbed back to get his order. But this this time, she looked down and asked the third gentleman, who was up there in age, if his was raisin, too.
He replied, "No, but it's twitchin a mite."