The answer is 14 times.

[W1GUH]

The question is...how often do normal and healthy people fart?


People who do not suffer from gastrointestinal symptoms or disorders report they pass gas approximately 14 times in a 24-hour period.

From an instructive digestive health quiz here. (http://www.medicinenet.com/tummy_trouble_quiz/quiz.htm)

I'm sure that you all feel more enlightened knowing this!

[K7SGJ]

Finally, I'm above average.

[KG4CGC]

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. He's just trying to get you to count your farts.

[N7RJD]

I read the title and thought we were finally getting a definitive answer to the question "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
I guess that poor owl will have to keep licking and counting. :rofl:

[WØTKX]

Never Forget The Legend of the Indian Wrapper! ;)

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/traintrain/Uncertainty.png

[kb2vxa]

Don't look now but although famous for on air belches WA1 Henry Yellar is a fart expert.

[WØTKX]

One the air belches? Packet bursts.

[W1GUH]

Don't look now but although famous for on air belches WA1 Henry Yellar is a fart expert.


Damn I miss haring that. He on the air much lately? My on-air time hasn't seemed to be the same as his.