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W4GPL
10-11-2011, 12:38 AM
So I went to doctor's office today...

Doctor comes into the exam room, says "Jeff, you have to stop masturbating!"

I say.. "doctor, my god, why!?"












... "because I'm about to start your examination".
kc7jty
10-11-2011, 03:22 AM
had the same problem. It'll pass as you get older.
KC2UGV
10-11-2011, 06:56 AM
lol

No masturbation, no coffee, not cigarettes, no alcohol. Just kill me now, because you've cut out all 3 major food groups, and my only form of exercise :lol:
kf0rt
10-11-2011, 06:30 PM
You guys rule.
WX7P
10-11-2011, 08:29 PM
WOW!


hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh
ab1ga
10-11-2011, 08:37 PM
Doctor comes into the exam room, says "Jeff, you have to stop masturbating!"


Good heavens, you are a cynic, after all!
KG4CGC
10-11-2011, 10:15 PM
So I went to doctor's office today...

Doctor comes into the exam room, says "Jeff, you have to stop masturbating!"

I say.. "doctor, my god, why!?"












... "because I'm about to start your examination".
So, when he examined your prostate ...

















:vomit::vomit:
:vomit::vomit:
NQ6U
10-11-2011, 10:37 PM
Jeff must have gone to the same optometrist that I have.
W1GUH
10-15-2011, 04:39 AM
One of the best jokes I ever heard!!!!! Thanks!

I LOVE telling it -- everybody love it. And...it goes over specially good with the ladies.

Have any idea where it came from?
W4GPL
10-15-2011, 09:24 AM
One of the best jokes I ever heard!!!!! Thanks!

I LOVE telling it -- everybody love it. And...it goes over specially good with the ladies.

Have any idea where it came from?Haha, it's great, especially if you deliver it well and completely out of the blue. It floors people. I love it. ;)

I first heard it from a bar tender a few weeks ago, sorry no clear attribution. :)
W1GUH
10-15-2011, 11:29 AM
Maybe we should hook up with Peter Griffin and Cleveland Brown to trace its origin?
suddenseer
10-15-2011, 11:37 AM
At least you don't sit around all day watching pron, and eating cheetos.
W4GPL
10-15-2011, 11:53 AM
Says who?
suddenseer
10-15-2011, 12:34 PM
Neither you, or your doctor made any reference, or specific mention of an 'orange penis'.
kf0rt
10-15-2011, 01:05 PM
At least you don't sit around all day watching pron, and eating cheetos.

Quit stealing my retirement plans.
W7XF
10-16-2011, 07:42 PM
So, when he examined your prostate ...

















:vomit::vomit:
:vomit::vomit:

Now Barkeep.... you're about to drive me to drink!!!!!!!
W7XF
10-16-2011, 07:43 PM
Jeff must have gone to the same optometrist that I have.

Dr. Seymour Butz???? :rofl:
NQ6U
10-16-2011, 08:07 PM
Dr. Seymour Butz???? :rofl:

Nope. Dr. Chen. Babe-OLA. I get all sweaty just thinking about her.
WØTKX
10-16-2011, 08:35 PM
Orange Peen. Made me think of that Boehner Dick. :snicker: