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WØTKX
10-09-2011, 02:25 PM
What naked man, 54, told officers who found him romping with woman, 71, in back of Buick Regal... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045869/Im-doing-chick-What-naked-man-54-told-officers-romping-woman-71-Buick-Regal.html):rofl:




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Caught: Rita Daniels, 71, left, was called a 'chick'
by Tim Adams, 54 when arrested in Farmington,
Michigan, for having sex in the back of his car.
Both were drunk and didn't know each other's names.

City of Farmington police officer Andrew Morche arrived outside Luigi's restaurant on the night of Semptember 3 after receiving a complaint from nearby diners, The SmokingGun reported.

He discovered the car windows were 'covered with heavy condensation' and that the vehicle was 'rocking slightly while parked', according to his police report.
K7SGJ
10-09-2011, 03:00 PM
I guess it's true. Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)
W1GUH
10-09-2011, 04:20 PM
For 71, that chick isn't all that bad -- especially considering that's a mug shot.

Add beer goggles & voila! "Hot Chick!"

AND...as an added bonus....unless she's a very late developer, no pregnancy issues. What more could a guy on the make want?
K7SGJ
10-09-2011, 04:28 PM
Two paper bags.
KC9ECI
10-09-2011, 05:37 PM
Stapled at the neck so there would be no chance that either could come off.
n2ize
10-10-2011, 09:30 PM
For 71, that chick isn't all that bad -- especially considering that's a mug shot.

Add beer goggles & voila! "Hot Chick!"

AND...as an added bonus....unless she's a very late developer, no pregnancy issues. What more could a guy on the make want?

By the age of 54 he should be long done with that type of behavior. I got over it before I even turned 50.
KC9ECI
10-10-2011, 09:31 PM
By the age of 54 he should be long done with that type of behavior. I got over it before I even turned 50.

They make Viagra for that now.
NA4BH
10-10-2011, 09:40 PM
Tequila is your friend
KG4CGC
10-10-2011, 09:43 PM
Look at the mugshot. Points for attitude.
K7SGJ
10-10-2011, 09:46 PM
It looks like they snapped her photo just as the TSA started their exam.
KG4CGC
10-10-2011, 09:52 PM
It looks like they snapped her photo just as the TSA started their exam.
They give those at Walmart now.
K7SGJ
10-10-2011, 10:06 PM
They give those at Walmart now.


WOO HOO!!
W1GUH
10-11-2011, 07:02 AM
By the age of 54 he should be long done with that type of behavior. I got over it before I even turned 50.

Me too.

As for Viagra.....if you're old enough to need it, you're old enough to know better!!
K7SGJ
10-11-2011, 08:41 AM
I had to quit taking Viagra years ago. It keeps me up all night.
W3WN
10-11-2011, 09:18 AM
I guess it's true what they say. As the hour grows nearer to Last Call, the more you drink, the better they look.
N8YX
10-11-2011, 10:30 AM
What has been seen and all that.
W1GUH
10-11-2011, 05:49 PM
They give those at Walmart now.

Egad!!! Some of those "People of Walmart" look entirely way too toxic to get that close. I'd say whoever does THEM deserves a medal.
KC9ECI
10-12-2011, 05:21 AM
I had to quit taking Viagra years ago. It keeps me up all night.


Gives me a stiff neck.
ki4itv
10-12-2011, 05:37 AM
Look at the mugshot. Points for attitude.

Yea. I don't think that's afterglow, that's "I just became the hero of my bridge club"!
KJ3N
10-12-2011, 08:54 AM
Egad!!! Some of those "People of Walmart" look entirely way too toxic to get that close. I'd say whoever does THEM deserves a medal.

Or to be locked up in a mental facility.
KB3LAZ
10-12-2011, 01:16 PM
For 71, that chick isn't all that bad -- especially considering that's a mug shot.

Add beer goggles & voila! "Hot Chick!"

AND...as an added bonus....unless she's a very late developer, no pregnancy issues. What more could a guy on the make want?

No sale, that no pregnancy thing is a deal breaker. Im at that point in my life where I am ready to have children.
N8YX
10-12-2011, 04:19 PM
No sale, that no pregnancy thing is a deal breaker. Im at that point in my life where I am ready to have children.
I've put the boot to a couple over the years regarding that issue. Though I haven't had a burning desire to raise children, "There's no fucking way" isn't the quite the response I'm looking for when it comes to discussing the possibilities.
KJ3N
10-13-2011, 09:57 AM
I've put the boot to a couple over the years regarding that issue. Though I haven't had a burning desire to raise children, "There's no fucking way" isn't the quite the response I'm looking for when it comes to discussing the possibilities.

Just the opposite here. I've booted a few over the years at the mere mention of kids. :hand:
KB3LAZ
10-13-2011, 10:03 AM
I've put the boot to a couple over the years regarding that issue. Though I haven't had a burning desire to raise children, "There's no fucking way" isn't the quite the response I'm looking for when it comes to discussing the possibilities.

Idk I guess its instinctual with me, I want two. Pilar as well but she has an odd phobia of being pregnant, not of having children but of being pregnant. But anyway, marriage and a bit more stability first. So within the next two years likely. :D
n2ize
10-13-2011, 07:03 PM
I guess all that matters is that she loves him and he loves her. But they should at least have the class to go home and do their thing together in private. What people chose to do is their business, just so long as they keep it out of my sight. Don't show me, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
WØTKX
10-13-2011, 07:34 PM
http://youtu.be/vHh1pyQlEFA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHh1pyQlEFA
KC9ECI
10-13-2011, 09:47 PM
I couldn't face the prospect of another one at this point. Word of advice for you aspiring dads, when the blessed day arrives...do not look your wife in the cooter...you know what they say about not being able to unsee a thing...
WØTKX
10-13-2011, 09:57 PM
Well, thanks for the visual... that's a second hand emotion of another kind.
W3WN
10-14-2011, 07:56 AM
I couldn't face the prospect of another one at this point. Word of advice for you aspiring dads, when the blessed day arrives...do not look your wife in the cooter...you know what they say about not being able to unsee a thing...I had the camera in the delivery room with me.

That's one picture I KNEW beforehand I dare not take!
KB3LAZ
10-14-2011, 01:42 PM
I couldn't face the prospect of another one at this point. Word of advice for you aspiring dads, when the blessed day arrives...do not look your wife in the cooter...you know what they say about not being able to unsee a thing...

Ive seen three children delivered so far. Not really a fan of even being in the room butttttttt what can you do? Each of them took less than 10 mins each so no big deal. Eventually you forget about it.
W1GUH
10-14-2011, 02:17 PM
No sale, that no pregnancy thing is a deal breaker. Im at that point in my life where I am ready to have children.

Well, two other advantages, then....

No "time of the month."

No "stink".
n2ize
10-14-2011, 02:34 PM
Well, two other advantages, then....

No "time of the month."

No "stink".

That sure brings put's it into a beautiful perspective ... :lol: Makes me glad I have a phobia of such things...
KB3LAZ
10-16-2011, 04:35 AM
Well, two other advantages, then....

No "time of the month."

No "stink".

I dont have hemophobia. Two days before and the first day of can become rather exciting. Its that last day when things get sticky. Either way it all washes off with water.
W7XF
10-16-2011, 05:08 PM
I dont have hemophobia. Two days before and the first day of can become rather exciting. Its that last day when things get sticky. Either way it all washes off with water.

Travis.... I did NOT need that mental pic..... now I have yack all over my new MacBook Pro keyboard xD :vomit:
W1GUH
10-16-2011, 05:13 PM
Travis.... I did NOT need that mental pic..... now I have yack all over my new MacBook Pro keyboard xD :vomit:

Totally with you on that one. TMI!!!
WØTKX
10-16-2011, 06:56 PM
:rofl:

Damn Vampires!
N2CHX
10-16-2011, 06:59 PM
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KJ3N
10-16-2011, 11:01 PM
http://www.krud.com/image/toon10.gif

:rofl: :rofl:
KB3LAZ
10-16-2011, 11:30 PM
Travis.... I did NOT need that mental pic..... now I have yack all over my new MacBook Pro keyboard xD :vomit:

Puke is a good colour for that pc. :P
KB3LAZ
10-16-2011, 11:31 PM
Totally with you on that one. TMI!!!

Lol you think that is bad? Have you read half of the threads in this section? I could have gone into extreme detail but I spared you. :P
KG4CGC
10-17-2011, 10:47 AM
Who's afraid of Virginia Wolfe?

Certainly not Georgia O'Keeffe!
W1GUH
10-17-2011, 11:33 AM
Lol you think that is bad? Have you read half of the threads in this section? I could have gone into extreme detail but I spared you. :P

Appreciate that!
n2ize
10-20-2011, 10:14 AM
I dont have hemophobia. Two days before and the first day of can become rather exciting. Its that last day when things get sticky. Either way it all washes off with water.

True.