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kc7jty
09-17-2011, 04:50 PM
A: Give them a gift certificate to the Red Lobster. :hand:
ki4itv
09-17-2011, 05:12 PM
:lol:
Yea, Fast Fish
K7SGJ
09-17-2011, 07:08 PM
At least they leave the tails on the shrimp. Oops. Wrong thread.
NA4BH
09-17-2011, 08:38 PM
At least they leave the tails on the shrimp. Oops. Wrong thread.

LOL
X-Rated
09-18-2011, 08:29 PM
Q: How do you get someone to eat sh*t?

Tell them that they are invited to a tea party.
kc7jty
09-18-2011, 08:40 PM
Or visit a Mexican restaurant near Hanover Park.
X-Rated
09-18-2011, 09:57 PM
Or visit a Mexican restaurant near Hanover Park.

Ouch.
VK3ZL
09-18-2011, 10:35 PM
Tried that..Got put off though as there was a fly crawling on it....:yuck:

Bob..VK3ZL..
W5GA
09-20-2011, 01:42 AM
Tried that..Got put off though as there was a fly crawling on it....:yuck:

Bob..VK3ZL..
They didn't charge you extra, did they?
VK3ZL
09-20-2011, 08:57 PM
" Waiter", what is this fly doing in my soup"??

"Uhh, backstroke sir".... :drool:

Bob..VK3ZL..
suddenseer
09-21-2011, 10:43 AM
God hates shrimp.:yuck: http://godhatesshrimp.com/
K7SGJ
09-21-2011, 10:48 AM
God hates shrimp.:yuck: http://godhatesshrimp.com/

That's because she has trouble getting the meat out of the tail with her teeth. Ooops. Wrong thread.
W7XF
09-22-2011, 12:18 AM
Hello.

Just tell them you'll feed them TACOS!!!
W3WN
09-23-2011, 10:07 AM
" Waiter", what is this fly doing in my soup"??

"Uhh, backstroke sir".... :drool:

Bob..VK3ZL..You owe Henny Youngman's estate royalties for that one.
W1GUH
09-23-2011, 10:15 AM
Bunch of "Fly in my soup" cartoons here (http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/f/fly_in_my_soup.asp).

What's worse? A fly in your soup or soup in your fly?
X-Rated
09-23-2011, 10:23 AM
Bunch of "Fly in my soup" cartoons here (http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/f/fly_in_my_soup.asp).

What's worse? A fly in your soup or soup in your fly?

Do you mean like a button down fly or a zipper fly? Would it be like a thick lentil soup or a runny vegetable stew?
W9JAM
09-27-2011, 10:24 PM
Do you mean like a button down fly or a zipper fly? Would it be like a thick lentil soup or a runny vegetable stew?

EWWW
ki4itv
09-27-2011, 10:38 PM
You'll have that sometimes.
N2NH
09-29-2011, 12:20 AM
If the soup in my fly is boiling, the latter. Otherwise I prefer chowder.
N2NH
09-29-2011, 12:21 AM
Make that the former. Pain ain't me.