Medium - Long term chopper review...

[W1GUH]

Being the type whose eyes really, reallly burn and tear when I chop onions, sometime ago I got this Williams-Sonoma chopper (http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/5471628/?catalogId=43&bnrid=3180501&cm_ven=Shopping&cm_cat=Froogle&cm_pla=Cooks_Tools&cm_ite=5471628).

I'm happy to say that after lots and lots of use chopping onions (I hand chop everything else), it's holding up perfectly. It'll chop a half an onion in one swipe, cleans easily in the dishwasher, and show no signs of breaking. AND, unusual for Williams-Sonoma, one doesn't have to give up one's first-born to own one.

Must be made very strong. Chopping a big Vidalia onion isn't a "gentle press" on the thingie. I gotta bang it with my fist.

[X-Rated]

... I gotta bang it with my fist.

I think I can handle that. I do have experience there.

[NQ6U]

Use your shoe instead. It's easier on your hands and it worked for Kruschev.

http://digitaldiner.org/files/2009/01/010309-0104-shoesforind1.jpg

[W1GUH]

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[X-Rated]

http://blog.cleveland.com/world_impact/2008/12/large_Shoe-Thrower-Rising-Dec14-08-Iraq_Bush_Meye.jpg

[KG4CGC]

"You're gonna love my nuts!"

[W1GUH]

Fortunately, the street vendor selling Slap Chops disappeared before my temptation to buy one took over. I'm glad. Didn't really want to think about Vince's nuts everytime I chopped onions.

[KG4CGC]

Fortunately, the street vendor selling Slap Chops disappeared before my temptation to buy one took over. I'm glad. Didn't really want to think about Vince's nuts everytime I chopped onions.
I hear that if you flatten them with a mallet and batter them, deep fried, oh wait, That's Moose Fritters!

[NA4BH]

Veg-A-Matic by RONCO.

[X-Rated]

Veg-A-Matic by RONCO.

W3WN-Co.

[W1GUH]

"Set it and forget it!"

[w2amr]

Being the type whose eyes really, reallly burn and tear when I chop onions, sometime ago I got this Williams-Sonoma chopper (http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/5471628/?catalogId=43&bnrid=3180501&cm_ven=Shopping&cm_cat=Froogle&cm_pla=Cooks_Tools&cm_ite=5471628).

I'm happy to say that after lots and lots of use chopping onions (I hand chop everything else), it's holding up perfectly. It'll chop a half an onion in one swipe, cleans easily in the dishwasher, and show no signs of breaking. AND, unusual for Williams-Sonoma, one doesn't have to give up one's first-born to own one.

Must be made very strong. Chopping a big Vidalia onion isn't a "gentle press" on the thingie. I gotta bang it with my fist.
Oh snap, I thought this was another motorcycle thread.

[W1GUH]

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

Spoken by "Butch." Words by Tarantino