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kc7jty
09-11-2011, 03:22 PM
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KG4CGC
09-11-2011, 05:06 PM
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Those round hay bales have been outlawed here for quite some time by the state Ag Association.
because the cows and horses were not getting a square meal
W5GA
09-15-2011, 09:17 AM
2 years ago, my neighbor was baling my pasture. In the process, he lost his cell phone. We never did hear a bale ringing, though.
X-Rated
09-15-2011, 10:40 AM
2 years ago, my neighbor was baling my pasture. In the process, he lost his cell phone. We never did hear a bale ringing, though.

That was the last straw. Were you guys using twine or was it ........................... balun wireless?
W3WN
09-15-2011, 01:58 PM
[from inside the haycart]
Inga (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000414/): Hallo. Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?
[Dr. Frankenstein stutters]
Inga (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000414/): It's fun.
[She begins to roll in the hay]
Inga (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000414/): Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.
X-Rated
09-15-2011, 02:15 PM
[from inside the haycart]
Inga (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000414/): Hallo. Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?
[Dr. Frankenstein stutters]
Inga (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000414/): It's fun.
[She begins to roll in the hay]
Inga (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000414/): Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.


Classic.
KJ3N
09-15-2011, 05:48 PM
Dr. Frankenstein: What knockers!
Inga: Oh, thank you, doctor.
W3WN
09-15-2011, 06:57 PM
Dr. Frankenstein: What knockers!
Inga: Oh, thank you, doctor.I suggest you put on a tie!
KJ3N
09-15-2011, 07:44 PM
I suggest you put on a tie!

He vas my... BOYFRIEND!
W3MPS
09-16-2011, 07:46 AM
It was some Abby person's brain.
W3WN
09-16-2011, 07:48 AM
He vas my... BOYFRIEND!Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): That music...
Frau Blücher (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001458/): Yes. It's in your blood - it's in the blood of ALL Frankensteins. It reaches the soul when words are useless. Your grandfather used to play it to the creature HE vas making.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): Then it was you all the time.
Frau Blücher (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001458/): Yes.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): You played that music in the middle of the night...
Frau Blücher (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001458/): Yes.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): ...to get us to the laboratory.
Frau Blücher (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001458/): Yes.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): That was YOUR cigar smoldering in the ashtray.
Frau Blücher (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001458/): Yes.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): And it was you... who left my grandfather's book out for me to find.
Frau Blücher (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001458/): Yes.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): So that I would...
Frau Blücher (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001458/): Yes.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): Then you and Victor were...
Frau Blücher (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001458/): YES. YES. Say it. He vas my... BOYFRIEND.

Inspector Kemp (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0550318/): A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.
W3WN
09-16-2011, 07:52 AM
It was some Abby person's brain.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2088/2881/1600/young-frankenstein_31.jpg

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Igor (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001204/): [pause, then] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001204/): Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): I will NOT be angry.
Igor (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001204/): Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001204/): Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001204/): I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): Is that what you're telling me?

...

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0000698/): HE'S GOT A ROTTEN BRAIN! IT'S ROTTEN, I TELL YA! ROTTEN!
The Monster (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001967/): RAAAAAAAA!
Igor (http://forums.hamisland.net/name/nm0001204/): Ixnay on the ottenray.