Boring..

[VK3ZL]

Two little old ladies are sitting in church listening to the windbag parson droning on and on with a long boring serman..

After the service was over the two relieved little old ladies are at last outside in the fresh air..

One of the ladies remarks, " You know dear, that sermon was so long my bum went to sleep"..

The other lady replied, "I know dear, I heard it snore three times" .... :-D:-D


Bob..VK3ZL..

[WØTKX]

The "one cheek sneak" is difficult to do quietly on a church pew. No upholstery "silencer". :mrgreen:

[NQ6U]

I've been there (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boring,_Oregon).

[KG4CGC]

lulz!
Do they make activated carbon Depends™?
A little muffler, a little gas scrubber.