The golden years

[kc7jty]

nevermind

[suddenseer]

I can't see,
I can't pee.
I can't chew,
I can't screw.
My memore shrinks,
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell,
I look like hell.
My body is drooping,
I have trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last,
The golden years can kiss my ASS!

[KG4CGC]

pasas

[WØTKX]

One can complain, or just dance about and carry on anyway...

http://youtu.be/FXyaDmjCOzc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXyaDmjCOzc&feature=related

[suddenseer]

I have not reached those years yet. I thought that worn out internet poem would have matched the op's sensibilities. I could be wrong, meh.:dunno:

[WØTKX]

I refuse get to that state. Now, get outa my yard! :rant:

:rofl:

[K7SGJ]

I refuse get to that state. Now, get outa my yard! :rant:

:rofl:

It's not a state yet. Not even a possession, still just a territory.

[suddenseer]

It's not a state yet. Not even a possession, still just a territory.If you live there, can you get call sign license plates?

[KG4CGC]

If you live there, can you get call sign license plates?Yeah. With a discount.

[WØTKX]

http://www.usnovelty.com/images/c70-m.jpg



http://www.r8pl8z.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/old-pedo-funny-license-plate.jpg


http://www.pri.net/chat_pix/license_plate.jpg

[VK3ZL]

An elderly couple were home watching tv..
The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between the fishing channel and the porno channel.

The wife finally became annoyed and said,
"For gods sake leave it on the porn channel, you already know how to fish !"...

Bob..VK3ZL..

[K7SGJ]

Tnx Bob. I don't feel so bd now.