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KG4CGC
08-13-2011, 03:37 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2024621/Meet-exorcist-schoolgirls-spend-time-casting-demons-worldwide.html

The "Hooters" of Exorcism?


Highly experienced in casting out demons, saving souls, and banishing evil spirits to hell, she is also a student who enjoys styling her hair, shopping and meeting her friends at Starbucks. <snip> Those friends include trainee undergraduate exorcists, Melanie Massih, 16, her sister Christina, 15, also students at Rev Larson’s exorcist school.

Good ole Revered Larson! Planting the seed of His Holiness in under age girls all over Arizona!
N2CHX
08-13-2011, 06:33 PM
More crazy fundyMENTALism.
NA4BH
08-13-2011, 06:36 PM
Doesn't he have a DUI school too?
K7SGJ
08-13-2011, 09:04 PM
He has a half way house for girls that don't go all the way.
VE7DCW
08-13-2011, 09:39 PM
He has a half way house for girls that don't go all the way.

I thought that was Warren Jeffs and his FLDS silly sect :wtf:
W7XF
08-13-2011, 10:07 PM
I thought that was Warren Jeffs and his FLDS silly sect :wtf:
Warren Jeffs just wishes he could have a limitless supply of 15 yr. old girls at his disposal. Too bad he won't get that in Huntsville.
kc7jty
08-13-2011, 10:52 PM
15!!?? Much too old.

I'm glad to know demons can be exorcised, I'd hate to think them getting out of shape.
kb2vxa
08-14-2011, 04:20 PM
Oh no, Stony, Spooky, Shifty and a cast of thousands in the dynamic production... Brynne's Angels coming soon to an exorcism near you. Reminds me of 21 October 1967 when The Fugs and 50,000 hippies surrounded the Pentagon chanting OUT DEMONS OUT!

“It's all conceived as a total theater with everyone becoming an actor.”
Abbie Hoffman
KC2UGV
08-14-2011, 04:28 PM
We can thank the show "Paranormal State" for this...

And, FWIW, I'm still waiting to be invited to document any exorcism. I've offered the services many a time. For some reason, the demons wont show when I'm there (Maybe I'm that bad ass), or they purport exorcisms wont work if I'm there recording it. :chin:
KG4CGC
08-14-2011, 04:32 PM
We can thank the show "Paranormal State" for this...

And, FWIW, I'm still waiting to be invited to document any exorcism. I've offered the services many a time. For some reason, the demons wont show when I'm there (Maybe I'm that bad ass), or they purport exorcisms wont work if I'm there recording it. :chin:They're not as dramatic in real life. Usually a priest or priestess will absorb the entity and move it to a vessel or send it on its way.
KC2UGV
08-14-2011, 04:39 PM
They're not as dramatic in real life. Usually a priest or priestess will absorb the entity and move it to a vessel or send it on its way.

I'd still be willing to record it. I mean, just imagine: Video recordings of a possession manifested, and the demonstrated efficacy of exorcisms!
KG4CGC
08-14-2011, 04:59 PM
I'd still be willing to record it. I mean, just imagine: Video recordings of a possession manifested, and the demonstrated efficacy of exorcisms!
Well, one guy already sees it as a cottage industry and is willing to profit handsomely.
NQ6U
08-14-2011, 07:27 PM
Oh no, Stony, Spooky, Shifty and a cast of thousands in the dynamic production... Brynne's Angels coming soon to an exorcism near you. Reminds me of 21 October 1967 when The Fugs and 50,000 hippies surrounded the Pentagon chanting OUT DEMONS OUT!

My XYL was there. She swears they levitated the place but she was probably stoned at the time...
K7SGJ
08-14-2011, 09:27 PM
Makes her okay in my book.
KC2UGV
08-15-2011, 06:19 AM
Well, one guy already sees it as a cottage industry and is willing to profit handsomely.

But yet, wont allow a third party to document it... Odd.