Elenin - Dispelling the Myths & Conspiracies

[n2ize]

As the relatively weak comet "Elenin" drifts closer to Earth conspiract theorists, doomsdayers, apocalyptists, etc have jumped on the bandwagon of uninformed misinformation and scaremongering.

Here is a ice little FAQ to dispell the myths that have been perpetrated by the moonbats.

http://astroblogger.blogspot.com/2011/04/comet-elenin-faq-for-worried.html (http://astroblogger.blogspot.com/2011/04/comet-elenin-faq-for-worried.html)

[NQ6U]

My favorite remark from that site:

"But doesn't passing through or near a comet's tail reanimate the dead and instill in them a strong desire to consume human brains?"

[KC2UGV]

Man, that made for a good read, as well as the links to the conspiracy theories out there. One of them bounced from Elenin-Brown Dwarf- HAARP - Comet Missile from Evil Aliens...

Makes you go, "huh?"

[kc7jty]

I'm waiting for Mr Applewhite's return from the Oort cloud.

[W3WN]

My favorite remark from that site:

"But doesn't passing through or near a comet's tail reanimate the dead and instill in them a strong desire to consume human brains?"Speak for yourself, good as that one is, I think this one's better:
You do know that when we pass through the comet's tail we will

A. All go blind and animated plants will land and kill us all

B. We will all suffocate like we did in 1910

C. We will (some of us, at any rate) be taken up to the alien space ship

D. All become zombies, Like Rob said

E. Empires will fall and the AntiChrist will arrive.

All these things are scientifically proven.
# (http://astroblogger.blogspot.com/2011/04/comet-elenin-faq-for-worried.html?showComment=1309836145126#c1778405049 421287390) posted by http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif John S. Wilkins (http://www.blogger.com/profile/04417266986565803683) : 12:52 PM Brains!

Brains!

Some of these posters need to use their... BRAINS!

[NA4BH]

One word: Space Rocks

[KG4CGC]

One word: Space RocksDon't forget the Trade Mark logo.
™

[KG4CGC]

I'm waiting for Mr Applewhite's return from the Oort cloud.Did you ever get an opportunity to view that particular comet through some strong binoculars or a good telescope? Something trailing that comet caused many to thing it was a spaceship of some sort. As to Applewhite's assertion that it was GOD or whatever, that was totally another nut who fell into his own pit of lies.

[KC2UGV]

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1500742/pg1


S (http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1500742/pg1)MACKS. MY. HEAD.

Look at this post:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1500742/reply24718077

[NA4BH]

It says that I'm banned from the site.

[w2amr]

never mind.

[n2ize]

If you want to know more about what that comet really is just as this guy... He knows !!

http://lenabatchan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tinfoil-hat.jpg

[NQ6U]

I was in the grocery store earlier and I noticed on the cover of the Sun tabloid that a space alien has endorsed Michelle Bachmann.

[VE7DCW]

As the relatively weak comet "Elenin" drifts closer to Earth conspiract theorists, doomsdayers, apocalyptists, etc have jumped on the bandwagon of uninformed misinformation and scaremongering.

Here is a ice little FAQ to dispell the myths that have been perpetrated by the moonbats.

http://astroblogger.blogspot.com/2011/04/comet-elenin-faq-for-worried.html (http://astroblogger.blogspot.com/2011/04/comet-elenin-faq-for-worried.html)


Are all the machines of the world going to start acting like those killer semi's in the movie "Maximum Overdrive"?

...or are all those AC/DC songs playing over and over in my head mean something else? :rock:

[ki4itv]

I was in the grocery store earlier and I noticed on the cover of the Sun tabloid that a space alien has endorsed Michelle Bachmann.

Maybe we should inform them that family members don't count?