The Most Pretentious TV Commercial EVER!

[koØm]

I don't know about you, but I think this is one of the most "Over The Top" Television commercials that I have ever seen; the concept/premise is insulting and, the writer/producer has his/her head stuck somewhere "in the dark"


http://summerseve.com/vpower/ad-campaign/v

I have never / will not ever go to "War" over that!

What do you think?

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[KJ3N]

What do you think?

:rofl:

That's what I think.

Say what you like, but there's a hell of a lot of truth in that ad. Wars have been fought over "The V". Men will kill for it.

[w2amr]

Aw geez, beaver mouth wash. What will they think of next?

[NQ6U]

Say what you like, but there's a hell of a lot of truth in that ad. Wars have been fought over "The V". Men will kill for it.

I Agree With You Completely. The ad is funny, not pretentious.

[NQ6U]

Aw geez, beaver mouth wash. What will they think of next?

They'll use a lot of it here (http://www.beaverpa.us/).

[koØm]

:rofl:

That's what I think.

Say what you like, but there's a hell of a lot of truth in that ad. Wars have been fought over "The V". Men FOOLS will kill for it.



Fixed that for you.

Yeah, and the "V" will be doing what the "V" does long after the man FOOL is convicted and sentenced to life imprisionment!

Don't get me wrong, there is certainly nothing wrong with liking the "V" but, there are some that let the "V" rule them, not me :cool2:

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[W1GUH]

Fixed that for you.

Yeah, and the "V" will be doing what the "V" does long after the man FOOL is convicted and sentenced to life imprisionment!

Don't get me wrong, there is certainly nothing wrong with liking the "V" but, there are some that let the "V" rule them, not me :cool2:

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Yes you do. We all do; its hormonal. Sometimes more obviously than other times....but it's always there.


Hmmm....wait....Beaver mouth wash? Wonder if it's as good as Ultra-brite for giving your mouth sex appeal?

[suddenseer]

http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/billmurray/341/douche.wav NSFW!! (http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/billmurray/341/douche.wav)

[KA9MOT]

They'll use a lot of it here (http://www.beaverpa.us/).

Hey now! That's not nice! I got the best hospital care in Beaver, PA. when I had my first Heart Attack They took awesome care of me, even though I had no insurance. My wife flew out from Illinois and could not find a motel the first 2 nights and my nurse put her and Stevie up. Damn fine people!

I do see the joke and that aspect of your post is funny.

BTW, I ended up in Beaver because I had my heart attack on Neville Island (Pittsburgh) and none of the local hospitals would touch me beyond stabilizing me for the trip elsewhere. It sucks when you have no healthcare insurance.

[KA9MOT]

Fixed that for you.

Yeah, and the "V" will be doing what the "V" does long after the man FOOL is convicted and sentenced to life imprisionment!

Don't get me wrong, there is certainly nothing wrong with liking the "V" but, there are some that let the "V" rule them, not me :cool2:

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You're real old too huh? LOL :cool2:

[NA4BH]

http://dailylifekg.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/vtvseries.jpg

[KG4CGC]

"Virginia is for lovers"
http://phoenixaquua.blogspot.com/2010/12/virginia-is-for-lovers-not.html

[koØm]

You're real old too huh? LOL :cool2:

:cool2: Naw, I'm just a Pimp! :cool2:



pre·ten·tious (prē ten′s̸həs, pri-)
adjective

Making claims, explicit or implicit, to some distinction, importance, dignity, or excellence
Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified

[n2ize]

I don;t even understand what this ad is about ? What the heck is "The V" ??

[w2amr]

I don;t even understand what this ad is about ? What the heck is "The V" ??You gotta get out more John.

[KJ3N]

You gotta get out more John.

Fixed. :lol:

[W3WN]

I don;t even understand what this ad is about ? What the heck is "The V" ??I take it that you weren't paying attention in the Jr. High School Sex Ed classes that the always embarressed gym teachers fumbled their way through teaching?

[W1GUH]

Or read your sister's booklets about "becoming a woman." :evil::twisted:

[suddenseer]

Or read your sister's booklets about "becoming a woman." :evil::twisted:You talking about the booklets with the butterflies, and flowers on the cover?

[W1GUH]

Probably close -- but c'mon....gimme a break. That was several decades ago & I'm gonna remember butterflies and flowers?

[w2amr]

Fixed. :lol::snicker:

[kb2vxa]

HAIL TO THE V! So what does the boy in the boat think about getting slammed whenever he puffs up? What does he think about that mess every month and that nasty smell, not to mention getting peed on every few hours? And what about all that competition? OK, there's a Beaver in PA (and a groundhog too) but there are Beaver Dams all around me collecting beavers, cougars and MILFs. Ah the life, no wonder they call it Point Pleasant!

[w2amr]

HAIL TO THE V! So what does the boy in the boat think about getting slammed whenever he puffs up? What does he think about that mess every month and that nasty smell, not to mention getting peed on every few hours? And what about all that competition? OK, there's a Beaver in PA (and a groundhog too) but there are Beaver Dams all around me collecting beavers, cougars and MILFs. Ah the life, no wonder they call it Point Pleasant!:lol::clap:

[W1GUH]

HAIL TO THE V! So what does the boy in the boat think about getting slammed whenever he puffs up? What does he think about that mess every month and that nasty smell, not to mention getting peed on every few hours? And what about all that competition? OK, there's a Beaver in PA (and a groundhog too) but there are Beaver Dams all around me collecting beavers, cougars and MILFs. Ah the life, no wonder they call it Point Pleasant!

:rofl::rofl::rock:

Bravissimo!!!

[W3WN]

HAIL TO THE V! So what does the boy in the boat think about getting slammed whenever he puffs up? What does he think about that mess every month and that nasty smell, not to mention getting peed on every few hours? And what about all that competition? OK, there's a Beaver in PA (and a groundhog too) but there are Beaver Dams all around me collecting beavers, cougars and MILFs. Ah the life, no wonder they call it Point Pleasant!There's Beaver PA; and Beaver County, PA, which also has Beaver Falls and the Beaver Valley & the Beaver Valley Mall, and the Beaver Area School District.

Penn State Football plays in Beaver Stadium, one of the recreation buildings on campus is Mary BEAVER White gym.

on edit: Let's not forget the Beaver River, and the local lumber chain, Busy Beaver. I'll stop right now before someone pelts me.

[NQ6U]

There's Beaver PA; and Beaver County, PA, which also has Beaver Falls and the Beaver Valley & the Beaver Valley Mall, and the Beaver Area School District.

Penn State Football plays in Beaver Stadium, one of the recreation buildings on campus is Mary BEAVER White gym.

So, what you're saying, then, is that Beaver is wide-open....

[W3WN]

So, what you're saying, then, is that Beaver is wide-open....I will let you draw your on conclusions.

I wouldn't want to impose my thoughts on you, you'd think I was an eager beaver.

[W5RB]

There's Beaver PA; and Beaver County, PA, which also has Beaver Falls and the Beaver Valley & the Beaver Valley Mall, and the Beaver Area School District.

Penn State Football plays in Beaver Stadium, one of the recreation buildings on campus is Mary BEAVER White gym.

on edit: Let's not forget the Beaver River, and the local lumber chain, Busy Beaver. I'll stop right now before someone pelts me.

So , is there an airport , or just a landing strip ?

[W3WN]

So , is there an airport , or just a landing strip ?http://www.airnav.com/airport/KBVI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_County_Airport

[NA4BH]

So , is there an airport , or just a landing strip ?

:omg: :anyone: :rofl:

[N2NH]

I take it that you weren't paying attention in the Jr. High School Sex Ed classes that the always embarressed gym teachers fumbled their way through teaching?

Jeez! In my school they had sisters teaching it to the girls (and calling them "filthy"), and priests teaching it to the boys. PRIESTS! Can you imagine how worthless this all was? It was 7 days of my life I'll never get back. Nuns and Priests teaching human sexuality? Soooo... how much experience have you had Father??

[N2NH]

So , is there an airport , or just a landing strip ?
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[NQ6U]

Nuns and Priests teaching human sexuality? Soooo... how much experience have you had Father??

You obviously never met Sister Mary Margaret. She's taught me things I could never even imagined on my own.

—Pope Carlo I

[kb2vxa]

Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong,
play the song with the funky break"

Mama always told me not to look into the eye of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is

[N2NH]

I dunno. I haven't seen may wars fought over women lately. Seems it would be the other way around don't it? There's more women than men so, demand exceeds supply.

Knock yourselves out ladies. :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcSMaNlcDPs

[koØm]

Jeez! In my school they had sisters teaching it to the girls (and calling them "filthy"), and priests teaching it to the boys. PRIESTS! Can you imagine how worthless this all was? It was 7 days of my life I'll never get back. Nuns and Priests teaching human sexuality? Soooo... how much experience have you had Father??

Uz Bap'dist can only imagine the "Secret lives of Priests and Nuns", they were human first and, after all is said and done, they will still be human.

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[KG4CGC]

Shouldn't there be a "Gentleman's Only" room for bawdy subject matter? I'm thinking that perhaps it's not just our weight and body odor that is running off all the women.

Just saying.

[W5RB]

Shouldn't there be a "Gentleman's Only" room for bawdy subject matter? I'm thinking that perhaps it's not just our weight and body odor that is running off all the women.

Just saying.

There are at least two who read here semi-regularly , both Extras , and , as far as I can tell , articulate and even-tempered , at least online . Maybe they have useful observations in that regard . Hopefully , they like us as we are . And I reckon the admins can move potentially "bawdy" stuff to the Rumpus room at their discretion . I've known a woman or two who actually *likes* "bawdy" . One of 'em was an engineer. I dunno about astronomers , but I'm curious to know ;-)

[KG4CGC]

There are at least two who read here semi-regularly , both Extras , and , as far as I can tell , articulate and even-tempered , at least online . Maybe they have useful observations in that regard . Hopefully , they like us as we are . And I reckon the admins can move potentially "bawdy" stuff to the Rumpus room at their discretion . I've known a woman or two who actually *likes* "bawdy" . One of 'em was an engineer. I dunno about astronomers , but I'm curious to know ;-)
I understand what you're saying but some of the adjectives (and adverbs) were bordering on personal.
I'm far from a prude, far far removed but there are some thing(s) that even I will not broach in mixed company.

[n2ize]

When I was attending Catholic School in the early 60's I'll never forget the time one of the nuns made a kid remain in the classroom during a fire drill. As we were lining up to evacuate the kid must have talked or laughed or joked around. This angered the nun and she furiously told him to go to his seat and sit down. She said something to the effect of, "for your actions you'll perish in the fire !!". As kids we didn't understand the serious implications of what this meant. Suppose it was not a drill ? Suppose the school was really on fire and this child died inside the burning school because of the actions of this nun ? Suppose that someone else died trying to rescue this boy who was left behind ? Imagine how the childs parents would feel knowing their son was deliberately left to burn in a conflagration... Could they ever forgive this "person of God" who so irresponsibly violated fire safety rules. It's sad that as kids we were so intimidated and assumed adults were always right and justified. We should have reported this incident to the fire department. I am sure they would have been pretty pissed knowing a child was deliberately left inside. Not only for the sake of the kid but for their own members who would have to try and locate him.

In those days nuns were generally middle aged, big, tough, strong and very intimidating. They looked more like pro-football players wearing a habit. They were nothing like these young, petite, mousey little nuns that you see around these days.

[W5RB]

I understand what you're saying but some of the adjectives (and adverbs) were bordering on personal.
I'm far from a prude, far far removed but there are some thing(s) that even I will not broach in mixed company.

I understand , and your point is well taken . Though part of our charm here is our plain-spokenness , it'd be a shame if that kept the ladies away . Not that we , as a group , worry about offending any other group's sensibilities .

[KG4CGC]

I understand , and your point is well taken . Though part of our charm here is our plain-spokenness , it'd be a shame if that kept the ladies away . Not that we , as a group , worry about offending any other group's sensibilities .Actually we do, lest we let the "N" word fly along with things like macaca.

[NQ6U]

Actually we do, lest we let the "N" word fly

N word? As in No-code?

[N2NH]

Actually we do, lest we let the "N" word fly along with things like macaca.

Yes there was a T*r-Baby outbreak by a Republican, but it's alright, he was talking to white people (do they know that cameras have been invented??).

[KG4CGC]

Yes there was a T*r-Baby outbreak by a Republican, but it's alright, he was talking to white people (do they know that cameras have been invented??).pernt'ly not

[W7XF]

They'll use a lot of it here (http://www.beaverpa.us/).

And here: Linque d'sausage (http://www.beaverutah.net/)

[W7XF]

I will let you draw your on conclusions.

I wouldn't want to impose my thoughts on you, you'd think I was an eager beaver.

This beaver is more your speed, Ron: Here's you's some beaver!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg)

[W7XF]

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