Bill Gates Wants to Reinvent the Toilet, Worldwide

[KG4CGC]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20080711-10391704.html

Methane production is the way to go. Imagine Somalia becoming a global player in the energy market.

[NQ6U]

I thought he already did, and named it Windows Vista.

[NA4BH]

I thought he already did, and named it Windows Vista and all previous and future versions of Windows.

You're welcome.

[ki4itv]

I thought he already did, and named it Windows Vista.

So you're saying my shitty view on the world may be entirely related to my operating system?

[n2ize]

I while ago Bill was going to eliminate hurricanes by chilling the oceans.

[KC2UGV]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20080711-10391704.html

Methane production is the way to go. Imagine Somalia becoming a global player in the energy market.

He's just trying to corner the market on jenkem.

[W1GUH]

Ahhhhh.....the advantages of having a mommy that knows rich and powerful people. Some win that crap shoot, the rest of us draw a "3" as our point.

[ki4itv]

"Hey Mommmmm! Somebody forgot to reboot the toilet after downloading!"

[NA4BH]

The blue flush of death

[WØTKX]

From the blue screen to the blue of a Tidy Bowl? I could see Bill wearing that snazzy hat.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rW-OJ48AJBU/TFhZOaxD-AI/AAAAAAAAPGY/ruFIIrdxf8Y/s1600/PB050006.JPG

[NA4BH]

Dapper is the word you're looking for

[N7RJD]

The blue flush of death

System failure, and always when you need it the most.

[W1GUH]

Dapper is the word you're looking for

When a Harvard man dapper
Flew in from the crapper.

Old college drinking song...

[KG4CGC]

There once was a Harvard man so dapper-
He flew in on his jet from a crapper-


help me out a bit
clapper flapper slapper woman stewardess lady
something something happer

[WØTKX]

Cracker whacker?

[KC9ECI]

Pray you never get "The remote adapter is not compatible" error at the onset of explosive diarrhea.

[N2NH]

Gives new meaning to back up the crapper.