Oh CHIT!

[kc7jty]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html

[ki4itv]

Hell, she's not even thirty yet. I'd suggest a manditory warning sign once she hits her stride.

[KG4CGC]

Again? I remember a similar story from a couple of years back. It also involved a salon and a robber.

[W1GUH]

When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html#ixzz1S1gCAnDC


Oh, well, that should make it OK!

BTW...in the thing about Pulp Fiction...


Butch and Marsellus are led to a back room of the shop, where they are bound and gagged and prepared for the imminent arrival of 'Zed'.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html#ixzz1S1gOM6OA


Zed?

"It's Not a Motorcycle, Baby, it's a Chopper"


http://youtu.be/2ue996GQMC8

[KC9ECI]

Excuse me while I go rob a salon.

[kc7jty]

don't take your dick with you.

[KG4CGC]

don't take your dick with you.Good advice.

[NA4BH]

Who's should we take?

[KG4CGC]

Who's should we take?Considering that the story didn't even mention the curling iron .........................

[NA4BH]

Considering that the story didn't even mention the curling iron .........................

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200907/r404099_1902254.jpg

[NQ6U]

Some guys have all the luck...

(10:1 that this story is apocryphal, BTW)

[w0aew]

(10:1 that this story is apocryphal, BTW)

Naw, I think it was made up.

[ki4itv]

Let that be a lesson to future robbers everywhere.
Never, ever, just walk in and scream, "Give me everything in your drawers!"

[w3bny]

Damn...Russian cougars in heat...wuuuurrrf!

On edit...

Or would they be called Siberian tigresses or snow leopards.

[NQ6U]

BTW, I just checked: that 1000 rubles the woman said she gave the guy is equal to about $35.58.

[ki4itv]

BTW, I just checked: that 1000 rubles the woman said she gave the guy is equal to about $35.58.

Just enough to cover the penicillin.

[W1GUH]

Just enough to cover the penicillin.

If only penicillin could take care of all the "side benefits" of unprotected sex, like in the good old days. :(

[kb2vxa]

"Damn...Russian cougars in heat...wuuuurrrf!"

Wen, you a waskally wabbit! Huhuhuhuhuuuu.

[N2NH]

Soviet Sluts on the prowl?

I hear they just love Bunnehs. Especially with carrots and 'taters.

Reminds me. I've yet to post this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCJb3ZUuKds)

[kc7jty]

Reminds me. I've yet to post this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCJb3ZUuKds)

Geeez, what a sensitive ass. That cat's a whack job.

[ki4itv]

Reminds me. I've yet to post this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCJb3ZUuKds)

:lol::lol: